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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I see that our big boy president went home immediately after the speech and scoured Twitter looking for, and retweeting, as many complements about his speech that he could find. 

Stable genius. 

Lulz he retweeted Randy Quaid.

11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Lulz he retweeted Randy Quaid.

Another very stable genius 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Another very stable genius 

IOW a pretty fair representation of a solid percentage of Il Douche’s base.

48 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You people think you are so smart..

Trump is so humble he hasn't told you yet that he built the airports. 

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10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Defend it, Trumpkins. 

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57 states--do you want to throw out every speech Obama gave because of that?

5 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

57 states--do you want to throw out every speech Obama gave because of that?

The two are not even remotely comparable.

6 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

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One thing you can say, Thomas Jefferson had beautiful penmanship. 

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Another very stable genius 

In my experience stability and genius are often inversely correlated. 

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Defend it, Trumpkins. 

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(...and "named after the great George Washington?")

George "The Continental" Washington?

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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Ugh, sometimes I still can’t believe these two are President and First Lady of the United States.

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There it is! A legit, earnest, 57 states response! Holy shit, shut it all down

Yeah but once 47 came out as 57.   #57states #neverforget


Rep to Mojo who called it 9 hrs earlier. Nailed it
18 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

(...and "named after the great George Washington?")

George "The Continental" Washington?

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Lulz...I wondered about that one too. 

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3 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

I can't wait for the President Donald Trump  2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 threads.

You should mentally prepare yourself for a loss.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about what a bad President he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about how dumb he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about voting for him, even when they acknowledge that he does and says dumb shit.

But yeah, they at least have to answer for (when they say, "He speaks for us"/"He talks like us"/"He tells it like it is")...for this Continental Army Airports shit.  

If he speaks for you, then you believe in 1776---we had airports and the army was named after George Washington.  You're tacitly admitting that's the kind of dumb shit that comes out of your mouth.  And I'm not talking about the dipshit trailer park voter in Alabama, I'm talking about his somewhat educated, somewhat successful, somewhat functioning supporters.  

And why is it that all my life from loud Italians, to annoying hipsters, to Donald Trump, the people who self-describe as "I just tell it like it is."...are always people you don't want to hear speak.  Why aren't these straight shooters ever interesting or intelligent?  You never heard Carl Sagan or Jonathan Franzen or William Buckley refer to themselves as "Hey, I just call it like I see it you know..."  Why is it the people I can learn nothing from never stop trying to inform me about their earnest opinions?  

Just now, David Dennison said:

You should mentally prepare yourself for a loss.

"Be prepared" is a great motto. I was a scout.

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about what a bad President he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about how dumb he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about voting for him, even when they acknowledge that he does and says dumb shit.

But yeah, they at least have to answer for (when they say, "He speaks for us"/"He talks like us"/"He tells it like it is")...for this Continental Army Airports shit.  

If he speaks for you, then you believe in 1776---we had airports and the army was named after George Washington.  You're tacitly admitting that's the kind of dumb shit that comes out of your mouth.  And I'm not talking about the dipshit trailer park voter in Alabama, I'm talking about his somewhat educated, somewhat successful, somewhat functioning supporters.  

And why is it that all my life from loud Italians, to annoying hipsters, to Donald Trump, the people who self-describe as "I just tell it like it is."...are always people you don't want to hear speak.  Why aren't these straight shooters ever interesting or intelligent?  You never heard Carl Sagan or Jonathan Franzen or William Buckley refer to themselves as "Hey, I just call it like I see it you know..."  Why is it the people I can learn nothing from never stop trying to inform me about their earnest opinions?  

So, you ain't got much.

That guy is not going to care if Trump goes on camera and lies. He wants to see asylum seekers treated harshly. He doesn't care if the eminent domain that he wars against when it's a highway or a university is used to build a fence. 

He damn sure doesn't care about justice or equality or anything other than being a mean sumbitch to all that oppose him. 

 

I got that the real reason Trump got so involved in the business of Boeing is because he's upset that they haven't made much progress in their aircraft in the last 243 years.  

I could give a shit about the morons in his deep red states.  I'm talking his high-functioning, educated run of the mill voters in states with books and schools like Texas.  

He doesn't talk  like you, he talks like your schoolchildren.  

10 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Yeah but once 47 came out as 57.   #57states #neverforget

 

1 hour ago, EMAWesome said:

57 states--do you want to throw out every speech Obama gave because of that?

Lulz, that didn't take long.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Lulz he retweeted Randy Quaid.

Shitter's full.

15 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

So, you ain't got much.

Well...several states that Trump needs are not going to swing his way, and he lost the House already so...that seems like a lot.

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Top photo: How many of us responded to the speech.

Bottom photo: Trump’s 4th President of the United States.

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about what a bad President he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about how dumb he is.

You're not gonna change his supporters minds about voting for him, even when they acknowledge that he does and says dumb shit.

But yeah, they at least have to answer for (when they say, "He speaks for us"/"He talks like us"/"He tells it like it is")...for this Continental Army Airports shit.  

If he speaks for you, then you believe in 1776---we had airports and the army was named after George Washington.  You're tacitly admitting that's the kind of dumb shit that comes out of your mouth.  And I'm not talking about the dipshit trailer park voter in Alabama, I'm talking about his somewhat educated, somewhat successful, somewhat functioning supporters.  

And why is it that all my life from loud Italians, to annoying hipsters, to Donald Trump, the people who self-describe as "I just tell it like it is."...are always people you don't want to hear speak.  Why aren't these straight shooters ever interesting or intelligent?  You never heard Carl Sagan or Jonathan Franzen or William Buckley refer to themselves as "Hey, I just call it like I see it you know..."  Why is it the people I can learn nothing from never stop trying to inform me about their earnest opinions?  

Also, people who "tell it like it is", always seem to get upset when someone tells THEM "like it is".

31 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

So, you ain't got much.

Well, a modicum of dignity goes a long way.  

I noticed right before the Idiot In Chief said “airports” he said “the air...ramparts”.

Was the thought process as follows?

“I’m talking about that old ass war...that America song has “ramparts” in it...I’ll throw that in on the fly to sound smart and historical...wait...are ramparts a real thing?...or is it some made up music word?...oh fuck they’re gonna call me dumb again.... and they have a red glare...what if they’re some commie crap and they make it all about Russia?...quick! think of something that sounds like ramparts and throw it in real quick and I’ll say I was saying that and the ramparts thing is fake news...AIRPORT...yep say that...they had to wind up planes back then so they had to have airports...damn I’m so good at this...who needs speechwriters and fact checking?...those are for pussies!”

But that’s just a guess.

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Defend it, Trumpkins. 

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If I didn't know better I would think this but was stolen from Billy Madison

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Vito beat me to it

yup

Fort "McHendry" wasn't built until 1798

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Fort "McHendry" wasn't built until 1798

But it was stuck in planning while the applicant tried to address comments from  some bullshit environmental report during 1776.

That's not a slip of the tongue.  That's the ramblings of a brain that is no longer functioning.

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57 states--do you want to throw out every speech Obama gave because of that?

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1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

I can't wait for the President Donald Trump  2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 threads.

Username checks out.

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I feel the knead. The knead for tweed. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Lol, I still have never really understood this criticism from the right.  Maybe because his supporters didn't think it was ok to have speeches be a rambling word salad of loosely connected thoughts from an incoherent crazy person?

Dear Mexico,

We are just two nations, a ramp apart.  

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, I still have never really understood this criticism from the right.  Maybe because his supporters didn't think it was ok to have speeches be a rambling word salad of loosely connected thoughts from an incoherent crazy person?

Obama's need for teleprompters, like the questioning of his college performance and 57 states, was part of the overall scientifically proven but never spoken of truth that the body drains brain cells in massive quantities to create melanin in the skin. 

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