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The downfall of Lindsay Graham


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On 6/6/2020 at 1:26 PM, Horn Dog said:

I am no attorney and know nothing more about the law then what I’ve picked up in a couple Tom Clancy John Grisham  books, however I am pretty sure I could successfully defend these escorts from a NDA lawsuit involving a prostitution arrangement 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I don't know what's more disturbing, the image of Lindsey Graham's ladybugs or the idea that there is actually some sum of money that somebody could be paid to sodomize Lindsey Graham. 

Hey! 10 bucks is 10 bucks...

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On 6/8/2020 at 6:00 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I will pay, up to $500, any reporter who starts a question to him in a press conference with "Senator Ladybug."  

”Senator, switching gears here do you have any comment on the recent change in the conservation status of lady bugs? We’ve been told this is an issue near and dear to your heart. What about lady bugs resonates with you?”

 

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On 6/8/2020 at 5:00 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I will pay, up to $500, any reporter who starts a question to him in a press conference with "Senator Ladybug."  

I'll pay $500 to someone to hit me upside my head until the image of Ol Ladybug on all fours is out of my head. 

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This is still just internet rumor mill stuff, right?

Nominally, yes, but in reality it has as much chance at being not true as it seems probable that the Generals are going to finally beat those damn Globetrotters.

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3 hours ago, Nope said:

”Senator, switching gears here do you have any comment on the recent change in the conservation status of lady bugs? We’ve been told this is an issue near and dear to your heart. What about lady bugs resonates with you?”

 

Lets hope he doesn't pull and LBJ appendix scar thing. ewwww.

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Senator, unfortunately i have not had a lot of experience in the South. But i hear it is lovely with beautiful foliage and countless ladybugs to be found in the deep south. Now tell me your thoughts on Rock Hudson or Tab Hunter? Your state is home to some great Americans and many of whom had to overcome some hardship. With these troubling times we are living with, I believe you and South Carolinians could really provide us the leadership and inspiration we need to move forward. Will you join me in singing “I will survive”?

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5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This is still just internet rumor mill stuff, right?

That is immaterial to the awesomness of a group of ladybugs showing up to his campaign events.  I would pitch in to the road trip fund for that if we weren't in COVID land.  I'm not taking on the liability of any of you degenerates getting the Rona while on a Surly mission.

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15 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That is immaterial to the awesomness of a group of ladybugs showing up to his campaign events.  I would pitch in to the road trip fund for that if we weren't in COVID land.  I'm not taking on the liability of any of you degenerates getting the Rona while on a Surly mission.

We have to consider the possibility that he wouldn't get the joke. 

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2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m sorry, but I am still haunted by this story.  Not about the part where Lady G’s taint is akin to a dark, fertile soil that harvest more growths than the Amazon.   No, I mean what on earth is going on with the escort’s thought process?  Let’s walk through this.

”So, I see this guy’s taint, and I think, ho hum, no big deal, it’s just covered in shit.  I get a towel and start scrubbing between his ass cheeks, figuring he just had diarrhea and didn’t clean his ass or something.  I’m good with everything so far.  

But, much to my chagrin, when I look down at the towel, why there’s no rotten, festering shit caking his body down there at all.  No, the man has moles on his skin.  Moles!  Look, I can handle this job when all I have to do is clean an old man’s shit off his taint right before I lick it, sexually pleasure him in various other ways, and then take his load on my face - that’s obviously all well and good - but damn it, I will not look at moles!  Some things are just too degrading!”

Why are you analyzing that shit? And why did I read your analysis? I was just starting to get over this and now I'm back to

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1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m sorry, but I am still haunted by this story.  Not about the part where Lady G’s taint is akin to a dark, fertile soil that plays host to more growths than the Amazon.   No, I mean what on earth is going on with the escort’s thought process?  Let’s walk through this.

”So, I see this guy’s taint, and I think, ho hum, no big deal, it’s just covered in shit.  I get a towel and start scrubbing between his ass cheeks, figuring he just had diarrhea and didn’t clean his ass or something.  I’m good with everything so far.  

But, much to my chagrin, when I look down at the towel, why there’s no rotten, festering shit caking his body down there at all.  No, the man has moles on his skin.  Moles!  Look, I can handle this job when all I have to do is clean an old man’s shit off his taint right before I lick it, sexually pleasure him in various other ways, and then take his load on my face - that’s obviously all well and good - but damn it, I will not look at moles!  Some things are just too degrading!”

Well poop can be removed, genital warts sticks with you.

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On 6/10/2020 at 8:26 AM, Nope said:

”Senator, switching gears here do you have any comment on the recent change in the conservation status of lady bugs? We’ve been told this is an issue near and dear to your heart. What about lady bugs resonates with you?”

 

We’ve been told this is an issue near and dear to your heart asshole.

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