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Redneck Mutha

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  1. 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Look, dude.....we all have our price.  There is absolutely 100% a number you could give to which I would say "yep, hand me that bucket of sunscreen, I'll get to rubbin' Elmo down."

    Correct. And if some minced Carolina Reaper happens to make it into that bucket prior to the rubbin', well, I have no idea how that happened.

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  2. On 6/17/2025 at 8:18 PM, Gil Bang said:

    Mestanza, Padilla Resto, Lugo and Valencia were accused of stealing more than $240,000 in Samsung electronics from an interstate cargo shipment in Ontario on March 2, 2022, McEvoy said. They, along with Alban, then allegedly robbed a box truck driver of more than $57,000 worth of Apple AirTags, with one of the robbers brandishing a knife and threatening the driver.

    I'm no professional thief, but Apple AirTags seems like one of the last things I'd want to steal.

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  3. 11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    It will be a big beautiful postwar development. Even better than Gaza. Iranians will all have beautiful jobs at the hotels and restaurants and amusement parks. They'll all wear replicas of Hammurabi's coat. 

    Pimp Kramer GIFs | Tenor

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  4. I remember driving over from Omaha the morning of the game listening to the NU pregame show. Their freshman QB Taylor Martinez (T-Magic!) the best thing since sliced bread. T-Magic this, T-Magic that, T-Magic for Heisman??!!?!! Bah God, he may win it as a Freshman!!1!1

    Got pulled in the 2nd half with less than 100 yards of offense. Muschamp shut his shit down.

    Only thing that made the game close was the corn punt return for a TD, on that dumbass call out of FG formation.

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