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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Well they live on a boat in the swamp. It's not like they're intelligent people.
  2. I see nothing but truth in this title. We gon' fuck their shit holes all the way back to the f gasoline Cleveland river.
  3. With that neat tattoo on his arm while yelling "MA! Where's the meat loaf?"
  4. Well he's a roided up man
  5. We'll be playing our best game of the season. If Michigan can hold them, then we have a chance to do the same: Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka or nir5 Revenge game never season for whomever losea the first game of the season.
  6. Nice! I'm be out of seeing Nosferatu just in time to watch it.
  7. He's Temu Luke Staley. Enjoy that trophy while polishing it in your couch while watching two blue bloods play for a chance to make the NC game.
  8. I'm not saying he sucks. Where did I say that? I said he's good, not great. He's nothing the NFL doesn't have. He possess nothing the league doesn't already. Jeanty, OTOH has speed, agility, and is a much better baxk, hence why he won the Doak. Scataboo is a good college back, but he's just one in a million in the league. He's not going to get drafted before free 3rd rd, and maybe even eve 4th rd. He possess nothing that jumps out other than he can bowl through guys. Who can't do that in the NFL?
  9. tbh, he's a good, not great player. He can bully his way in the Big XII with lesser athletes, but he was shown that he can't just do that against elite teams. I know he got over 100 yards, but he was visibly pissed. He didn't realize how bigger, faster, and stronger we are. I would take Jeanty over him all day, no questions asked. Jeanty will be playing in the NFL, who Scataboo will be on the sidelines hoping to subbed in. Big, physical backs like him aren't uncommon. That's what the NFL is. He's just another guy who has done the same thing every NFL guy has done. He has no special traits.
  10. 39-34 Im sticking to my guns on this one
  11. Weird how when Oregon plays on a neutral field they get their souls taken, as well as playing OSU earlier in the season in Eugene.
  12. Kid is absolutely legit. Wish we had him. Dude is an absolute baller.
  13. I said it in another thread, but Ohio State is going to beat us like we're in a Turkish prison
  14. Ohio State is going to beat us like we're in a Turkish prison
  15. Dude said he was the best RB in the country. I don't remember him lifting the Doak? Now I'm jealous
  16. I hope he cooks Riley brisket and then I'll have faith
  17. I believe Lily Phillips is going for the 1000 men record# which will be us when we face Ohio State, barring divine Intervention. Dysentery spreads across their entire locker room.
  18. Fuck Arizona State. They killed my high
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