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Alien Octopus

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  1. 6 hours ago, immamac said:

    My family was telling me to shut up when I’d chirp “Washington makes that throw/catch against Texas” but it was true. They played like hot ass against Michigan and played like NFL superstars against Texas. Fml. 

    No shit. Had a thermal scope with lidar against Texas. Had a toilet roll and some duck tape against Michigan.

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  2. 29 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

    You ever had a Ramos gin fizz? It's almost like saying you're going to slam pudding. It's a thick consistency. 

    I have them all the time, they are not thick they are egg froth. When we whip that ass tonight, happy to buy you a few at Brennan’s patio bar in Houston. 

  3. 1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

    Friendly reminder to our fanbois and girls in NOLA.

     

    Cure that hangover with a frozen Irish coffee from Erin Rose.

    Establish a good base by gettin that burger and potato from Port of Call

    Its going to be tempting, but...

     

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    Don’t fuck around, go to Brennan’s and pound two Ramos Gin Fizzes, then get your grease at Cafe Du Monde.

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  4. 8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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    Seriously, guys, I have to get to work so please, no more requests! I've got a garage full of Fleshlights that aren't gonna sell themselves!  

    Ask and ye shall receive.  What a great night,

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  5. 9 hours ago, Blotto said:

     

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    It would be better if they were crushing high lifes and menthols in the photo. 

    The world needs them to create an only fans page where they are smoking Menthols and crushing High Lifes Patpong style.

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