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Post in Texas Baseball 2025 - Show Me A Schloss
Guadaloopy posted a post in a topic,
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noun- When one derives amusement from watching people lose their minds online because another school hired away their baseball coach.
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immamac,Season 7 Episode 3 - What's in this Kool-Aid?
immamac posted a topic in Football,
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immamac,2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
sith_horn posted a topic in Football,
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Post in 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Hiphopopotamos posted a post in a topic,
Houston Texans:
Jacques Cesaire DL coach - 5 years at Univ of San Diego as DL coach, 9 years as DE for San Diego Chargers
Rod Wright Asst DL Coach
Green Bay Packers:
Jerry Montgomery DL coach -11 years in college at OU, Michigan, Wyoming. Last 9 years in NFL
Detroit Lions:
John Scott Jr. DL Coach - First year in Detroit. Previously coached at Penn St., South Carolina, and Arkansas
Wayne Blair QC - Long time Florida HS head coach, spent last two years coaching DLine in Detroit. Played at Tulane and CFL
Buffalo Bills:
Marcus West Asst D-Line - Prior to joining Bills in 2022 spent 14 years as college D-Line coach (Charlotte, Minn, Austin Peay)
San Francisco 49ers:
Darryl Tapp Asst D-Line - 12 year NFL veteran. Coached D-Line at V-Tech for 2 seasons. Joined 49ers in 2022.
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immamac,Post in How did/are you dealing with it?
TreatyOak posted a post in a topic,
That's because we had our championship window of opportunity, which is now closed.
Why? Because now we face another, more potent opponent. The Fightin' Aggies of Texas A&M University.
They have THE best traditions in all of college. Plus, they've already surpassed us in baseball and basketball. Don't believe me? Consider this recent post from TexasAgs: "We've already surpassed them in baseball and basketball."
What's more, they demonstrated an unquenchable commitment to success when they paid a coach $78 MILLION to leave. That's right. $78 million to a coach they had presented a future national championship trophy to stop coaching, and they did it mid-season without a replacement locked-in. While it seems like this is poor financial management by their athletic department, it shows a spirit of winning we could only dream about.
Now, they've brought in a coach who gets them. That's right. He EMBRACES their traditions. And he has a great nickname, The Elk, which pairs with The Station quite nicely. We don't even have an amazing nickname for our city.
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Finally, when you compare the two football programs, A&M comes out ahead. As many of their posters continually point out, they faced a much better Alabama team than we did AND ALMOST WON. Plus, they paid tribute to their near-win against the second-best team in the Big 12.
Now that they've moved on from many of their players from the best recruiting class of all time, and have had multiple highly ranked recruits opt out, they are ready to win even more championships with hardworking farm boys from small towns.
Thanks for indulging my meltdown. I'm skeered real good.
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immamac posted a topic in Please do this better?,
Sign ups should also be significantly faster/easier for new people to join the conversation.
Existing members go here to link your google account: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/settings/login/?service=3
and here to link your msft account: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/settings/login/?service=8
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Gatorubet posted a topic in Daily Texan,
Is it bad that they have my name, address, Social Security number and birth date other Barry?
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RGBIII's Houston Happy Hour- Burnt Ends cup giveaway at Pinkertons BBQ
RGBIII posted a topic in Football,
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Post in Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
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Post in Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
RGBIII posted an article in 2021 Season,
Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
THUJONE posted a topic in Football,
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 2 Episode 22 - Featuring Closetojumping
immamac posted a topic in Podcasts,
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Post in Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
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immamac,Spring Practice Updates - Offseason Sucks Edition
immamac posted an article in 2021 Season,
Blammo, we can not put it to bed. I know it has been bothering Longhorn Fans all over the world ever since Sark was announced to be the new HFC at the Great University of Texas.
Back to your regularly scheduled badassery. Check this run out.
If this doesn't get the blood pumping to your special parts, then you don't like longhorn football and you can now close out the article, because what we are about to talk about is only for those willing to enter the Burnt Orange Cathedral that Bijan and Co. are building.
Bijan Robinson is the truth, he cuts on turf like a sheepshead darts through the shallows off the coast. He is truly in his element on the field and it's going to be something special to watch in the upcoming season.
But wait, this grown ass man would like a word:
RoJo should still starts - he isn't RB2 at this point, due to his incredible physicality and gift for creating yards where there are none to be had. There will be a true 2 headed monster coming out of the Texas Backfield this Fall and it's going to be glorious.
I almost forgot in all the excitement to talk about SCHOOLER switching to safety. Yep, you heard that right - he is officially moving away from WR and moving to Safety for the '21 season.
I mean check out these 2 mean ass dudes, BJ Foster and Kitan Crawford - these dudes look ready to shut down anything coming their way.
With that we get into pure and rampant speculation because we have absolutely dick to go off of as far as film, or anything else. The 9.95ers got the opportunity for some media availability with Sark, Okafor and Gbenda. All completely worthless information given in all the interviews.
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First Week of Full Pads Spring Practice 2021
immamac posted an article in 2021 Season,
In true 9.95er fashion, I'm going to make up all kinds of things and nothing, I mean nothing in this post is going to be worth a damn as far as insider information is concerned, but it's going to get your blood pumping and make you think you know a lot more than anyone actually does about what is going on in spring practice.
Hook 'Em
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Post in Chris Beard to Texas
HookEm posted a post in a topic,
Me: Are you loyal to Tech?
Tech dad: Of course
Me: Why?
Tech dad: Because I graduated from Tech
Me: