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Trying to stay gold in Tulsa...

Wish I could help, but the Trans-Am is in the shop.

Just got back from a 7-night "luxury" cruise, but my asshole disagrees. Nothing quite like pooping back on home turf with a good bidet.

Same. It's not ideal, of course, but it works. Plus I still have a soft spot for his story. Highly touted young player fucks things up due to stupidity/youth. Years later gets his head on somewhat straight, pays his dues, and makes it back to the league. Hell, with another 20 HRs and some exploding lights, we've got our very own Roy Hobbs (with a washed Jose Abreu standing in for Bump Bailey).

I don’t know how many times it needs to be said, but some of us enjoy regional sports channels. DTV Stream has been great for me until this latest bullshit. I can’t ditch it without giving up watching the Astros down the stretch. Due to the weirdness of baseball’s regional broadcast rights, I am in a geographic area where DTV Stream is literally the only streaming service that carries SCHN. Fubo doesn’t have it for my zip code. I’ll just do the 5-day YTTV trial for this weekend and hope that Disney and DTV get their shit together before next weekend.

This is nothing. The worst thing about this movie is having Jake hit second behind Willy.

Rangers are pissing away Rocker’s debut. Not going to get any help from those limp dicks.

This Verlander kid doesn’t seem to be working out.

Let me tell you about OU… OU sucks.

Danny Kanell has the analysis skills and intelligence of the average Mississippi public school 3rd grader. Plus TBI. That said… he is correct this time.

My takeaway from today:

From Ketchikan, AK, about to go pull in some silvers… TEXAS!!!

Fucking off days, man.

I'm fascinated by how much the political landscape has shifted in just a few decades. I remember vividly how the Bush campaign was chastised by Democrats for the racist dog whistle sounded by the Horton ads. In case you've forgotten, here's a refresher: https://www.history.com/news/george-bush-willie-horton-racist-ad I doubt the actual Harris/Walz campaign touches this issue because of the above. However, there is an army of supporters on Twitter and other social media platforms that will continue to publicize it. If we are all in agreement that it won't actually hurt Trump, there is very little value in hammering this issue, and a lot of collateral damage that could result. Attacking Trump isn't going to win this election. Highlighting the Harris/Walz character, competence, and vision will.

Ah... the old "Willie Horton" play.