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Gatorubet last won the day on February 25 2023

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  1. I fucking do. I evacuated to my wife’s cousin’s house in North Louisiana- we were watching the city flood after the levee breaches when some Dipshit friend of theirs said it was God’s judgment for the sinful ways of New Orleans. I screwed up and sort of shoved him a little first as I swung at him - so my punch did not land. He literally ran out the door, and thankfully did not call the cops. To this day I wish I’d decked him.
  2. I’m on a Fourth of July trip to the Pacific Northwest in California, and I’ve only been following this sporadically. I’m not sure if this information is true, but it seems to me that this is not one of those “nobody could’ve possibly foreseen this” type tragedies. As a scout leader for decades, I was always aware of weather events, I had a portable NOAA weather radar with me at all times set on auto emergency broadcast. I have pissed off scouts that tried to set up tents in obvious rain drainage areas demanding they move, even if it would’ve meant just a wet tent - and not life-threatening wall of water. I do not understand not moving kids in cabins next to the river to higher ground once there is any chance of a rain event greater than average.
  3. And you had to quit doing this, didn’t you?
  4. Wake up, you stupid sheeple! Diddy was buying up large quantities of baby oil because that’s what goes in the contrails. Of course the government had to put him away to silence him.
  5. Whoosh…
  6. I think it was Jesus who said, “Legacy scholarships are a blessing to God, but the poors will always be with us ….and not needed in professional schools as long as soon-to-be-ripe agricultural products need picking.”
  7. It’s getting your nails done. What could it cost….10 Euros?
  8. At least they are putting the vaccine money to good use doing research on the shelf life of horse paste.
  9. I highly suggest one of these whenever you’re on the water or in the boonies
  10. I’m on vacation so I did not know it was a thing either. I just read where some spots got 10 inches. That kind of rain out of the blue - at night - in the Hill country was truly the worst scenario. My thoughts are with you.
  11. Meanwhile, in Mendocino, California on the North Pacific Coast, the small town Fourth of July parade has messages supporting stop the destruction of Gaza, women’s rights, gay rights, and many shades of fuck Trump signs and floats. Before the parade, there was some guy and a jacked-up pickup with speakers on the back of his bed - and I shit you not - playing Lee Greenwood’s ‘I’m proud to be an American’ while flying giant stop the steal and drain the swamp flags. The guy even had the starter pack of goatee, backwards ball cap and Oakley’s. I guess he knew what I did not know, that he would literally hate every single thing in the rest of the upcoming parade.
  12. it’s like bread and circuses, but without the bread part
  13. Not if they answer with the magic words, “yes!”, or “what…?”
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