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  1. In the same way Hitler was kind of antisemitic.
  2. WTF? Anyone who’s met me IRL (Immamac, Bolverk holla) can truthfully testify under oath that one Gatorubet is not a handsome man. And yet, even my pathetic self convinced 30 or so females to be willing sexual partners when I was a yute. What the hell is going on? After our company Christmas party, I wound up in the French Quarter that, as always, is filled to brim with holiday partiers. There were lots of really attractive younger women roaming around. But I noticed they were all in groups of five or six, and there was never any man with them. It was weird, just a huge number of really attractive women and no men to be seen. They were decked out in their cocktail dresses and wearing their Christmas finery. If I was 30-40 years younger, it would’ve been an amazing target rich environment. Again, what the hell is going on? Edit: having said that, literally hundreds of evidently smart women told me to go fuck myself… Do we have a generation of snowflakes that are so sensitive that after being shut down by some women, they just refused to swing the bat again? Swing. The. Fucking. Bat!!!
  3. Early 80s cocaine shenanigans does not prevent a really old guy from having a 65% ejection fraction and f’n great heart function. I’ve read…..
  4. I was talking to my brother the other day and he reminded me that we both went to Johnny football’s first gator loss at their shitty stadium. To quote him, “…at least we found out we never have to go there again”
  5. “We’re not playing the way we were in the middle of the season. Some people will say it’s because of the caliber of teams we played, but I don’t think so…”
  6. i’m surprised that Trump hasn’t tried to sell purported pieces of his bloody ear. Like a piece of the True Cross, or St. George’s fingernail, gullible cult members will probably pay a high premium for their God-King’s relics. The fact that the ear pieces look suspiciously…brown…and that Trump sells enough relics that a minimum of 327 full ears must’ve been completely dissected into small pieces to sell that amount of merchandise - will not be a bar to sales.
  7. it is known gif
  8. Already thinking of Zyklon B canisters to ease his pain.
  9. hahahahaha Pooooooor Aggy!
  10. Aggy has to score - or else it can’t lose going for two
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