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Gil Bang

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  1. I'd hang out on Aisle 38 to meet women that shave 6 decades here, and I've never met a motherfucker drinking Chablis. And it's only going to be 65 here tomorrow, so I will save on sunscreen.
  2. AKA "The Falwell" correction: Mrs. Falwell was taking Cuban cabana-boy cock, not black. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
  3. That's not how it works. Only the "half" of time-and-a-half is exempt. If you make 20 bucks per hour, and work 42 hours, the 2 hours of overtime pay is exempt. That means for those two hours you got $30 per hour, but only $20 of that $60 earned is exempt.
  4. uh...somebody's going out on a limb. There's no airport in Laguna Beach.
  5. Gil Bang replied to RPM's topic in Cloak Room
    we need more of this https://protectdemocracy.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/2026.01.20.Kelly-v-Hegseth-Amicus.pdf
  6. yeah, the water isn't supposed to come out of a sink. A faucet, sure. But not a sink.
  7. Ah Lindsey, we barely knew ya'. Adios, cunt
  8. You forgetting about Lane Kiffin?
  9. expect a rant about how Biden left AF1 in horrible condition, and that's why Trump took the brib...err, plane, from Qutar.
  10. "The Chief" was so awesome that he had his own snuff boy
  11. Worse than "The Rifle", or "The Farmer", or "The Marine"?
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