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Celery Man last won the day on December 24 2019
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If I make a salty bareballs joke is that classic shag or am I hatecriming you?
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Just make sure there’s a Ryan’s Buffet nearby. Looks like Barebells is 9g sugar alcohols as compared to 7g for Quest. I think the limit of what you can consume without side effects is somewhere in the 10-20g range. I don’t have a problem eating a quest bar any given day, but I’m not also eating a bunch of fake sweets. My dessert at the end of the night is one or two of those 100 calorie Luigi’s Italian Ice cups.
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I have a physical scheduled with my primary care to check the levels and whatnot - i think I’ve cannibalized a bit of muscle going too fast but I wasn’t muscular to begin with and had an overweight bmi. I certainly feel a lot better now. It’ll be good to get checked out though, and I need to start figuring out some kind of easy strength building/core routine that works for me.
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Sounds great, super chimey, I got obsessed with ringing open strings when I started playing that gretsch and the matchless. it’d a fuzzy time but I want to say that the main guitar on this song is gretsch and that matchless, and I think the baritone guitar also went through the matchless and a bunch of reverb
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6’, and I think I’m probably going to fast. Curve is flattening because I’m hitting my limit but also because I’m realizing I should cool it a bit. I’m honestly surprised - I thought I’d get to the low 170s and be a skeleton but you can pack a lot of pounds on even a moderately tall frame. I guess I also have thin bones - I saw some thing about wrist bones being a proxy for your frame and I have pretty skinny wrists. But still I don’t quite get it - from here to here, just about the same amount of mass as that Bart Harley Jarvis of a 15 month old came out of my body 🤷
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honestly didn’t even notice the lack of balls loved episode 1. We’ll get plenty of Adam Demamp being a shithead and baby billy saying awesome stuff. The journey of the first gemstone was great.
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In the protein bar conversation, my wife loves these. I might have to steal one, she says they’re much more like a candy bar than the quest bars I think I’m starting to bottom out in the low 160s. I’ve upped my calories a tad which could be it but the curve has started to flatten out. My 15 month old weighs 28.5 pounds so I’d like to hit 160 at this point just to be able to have lost the weight of my child in single quarter. Still maybe possible. But I’m at the point where I probably need to start doing crunches or some shit to get a bit of belly definition happening. My new pants are already loose but I can wear the shit that I never had the heart to throw out and the shorts that I got in the wrong size 2 years ago. It’s funny the kind of body dysmorphia you can get from being overweight but not obese - i look now what I always thought I *should* look like in pictures with “bad angles” or where I was making a funny face. Just all the pictures are good pictures now.
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Julio used to be at Straight Fret, he opened up Moon Music with a friend after I left town, it seems like a cool shop. Julio is the one who fixed my Gretsch that got ruined through a combination of Warped Tour and long term alcoholic depression
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I had my J45 at my office for a while, and it had a snark and a cheap capo clipped to the headstock. I was dumb. I accepted the scars as stupid tax but I asked my guitar guy to see if he could do anything about it last year when I took that guitar guy in for a setup. He was able to touch it up - it's not invisible, but it's less visible. WIth the light up close and just right you can see the scars from the snark and then even that straight line above the D string is a permanent mark from the capo. From far away, less visible. If I was in Austin, I would 1000% take it to my buddy Julio at Moon Music.
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I’ve been on a forever lasting replay though of fallout 4 and I still haven’t gotten to this. I think I might go download it tho….
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Can someone give me the primer on Taylors? How do the model numbers work? My sister is looking at acoustics for my niece and might do a Taylor, maybe a 214ce. I think that’s a good choice but I’m not sure exactly what the classic Taylor is and what the numbers denote.
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Can I get a nude egg?
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