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Celery Man

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  1. prudent
  2. I mean tech job market isn’t great at the moment but if you’re straight salary that’s some bullshit. But, digression. I will say, one of the things that accelerated my creep up in weight in 2023 was no time = grilled cheese. Pivoting to no time = spinach shake was a big part of what has worked for me this year with little kids and a busy job. I look forward to that shake for lunch almost every single day. If my wife wasn’t on dinner I’d have a hard time staying on track with the kids. But if it was just me, I’d have a couple of things in rotation and that would be that.
  3. I mean wtf if you’re actually working 14 hour days regularly. My wife takes care of dinner, so that’s my hack. But, I am happy to eat a small number of things pretty frequently and that works well for me to stay in a calorie range. I eat one of two things for lunch almost every day, the same breakfast daily, and could do similar for dinner. One thing I like that my wife does is cook one protein and serve it a few ways. She’ll make broccoli beef with just ground beef (using kenjis recipe, but ground instead of shaved beef mostly because little kids). And then we’ll have more of that beef with some diced baked sweet potatoes and diced avocado and cottage cheese. Or she’ll put it into a bao. Or whatever. Similar with chicken- a rice bowl, something with a roasted veggie, maybe a big salad. Frozen fries are actually not that high calorie if you bake or air fry them - we had kimchi fries the other night with whatever protein and it was great. Eating out 2-3x a week would be hard for me, but also… I have almost zero free time and don’t know how you’d do anything if you’re working 8-10.
  4. You said above that you started at 235. That’s awesome. It’s going to suck tomorrow when you inevitably bounce above 200 again (because that’s how it goes every time you hit an imaginary threshold) but sliding under 200 is awesome. We’re at the halfway point of the year. I don’t even want to post what my current weight is because I think I’ll catch shit but I’m declaring victory on slimming down. I feel great, my numbers are awesome, I’m so glad I decided to get my shit together as I pull up to the big 40. I am trying to pull together a plan of attack for a simple consistent strength building routine, as that feels like the next logical step. I don’t have any issues with lugging around either of my kids or doing any of the things I do in my daily life, but I’ve been listening to Outlive and generally accepting that while I’m happy to be a wiry slim guy, I should work on building strength now for longevity. Still trying to piece that together, I think Starting Strength is next on the reading list.
  5. Him, their ilk, and their flock serve the same lord.
  6. Tiny mushroom cloud 🍄
  7. Is that different than this model?
  8. I forget, is that a D18 like Taylor Swift’s?
  9. Echoing Jimmy - I don’t think she’s an incredible singer but she is a songwriter and a performer and at this point I don’t think there’s any evidence besides “ attractive woman” to support the idea that she might not be the engine and main creative force behind the Taylor Swift empire.
  10. Celery Man

    June 27th

    💜🥤
  11. Obviously she’s *been* working with cowriters and producers and etc etc for a billion years but the “just marketing” thing would stick more if she was just a voice, imo. I think she’s a capable singer (to the same extent that she’s an absolute beauty) but for this much of a stretch and this many hit songs and this long as the apex pop predator you have to give her herself her proper credit. I remember You Belong With Me hitting right as I was graduating and here I am about to turn 40. also just cause this pic is board and thread appropriate and I’m already leaking dad thread/im a man stuff in here-
  12. I’ll fight anyone I don’t give a fuck. I legitimately like Taylor Swift and have mad respect for both her talent and her work ethic, and I think she gets way too much shit for dating like 7 guys in her twenties. My daughter loves Tay Tay and I think she’s a great role model. her cousins got her this shirt and I’ve tried really hard to explain how badass of a gift it is - her loog is in her closet and I heard strumming and singing - “Disney WOOOOOrrRrrRrLD! Disney Woooorld, oh Disney….. WORLD” I talk to her about how her songs are great and that she can write songs and sing them on stage like Daddy or Taylor Swift if she keeps it up.
  13. She was not able to get the car working and texted me to come get her after 7 minutes of me driving away from her ( she had said she thought she was in front of me, but I suspected she was not and turned out to be correct). She says she replaced the battery. I went out to the car and fucked around with it for a little bit and it started. Who knows. We made it. Took an extra hour. We used to have share location on but she would always text me to get her stuff from stores I was near.
  14. I should set that up. Maybe I try 18? Don’t typically see her playing Martins I don’t feel like.
  15. We’re driving to the beach in separate cars each with one child, not together but left around the same time. tone
  16. I love pastel fenders. It’s silly that I have … 7 of them and they’re all natural/blonde sunburst or black.
  17. Rocks so hard it makes your dick go sideways Ahh, Dragon Force
  18. https://prsguitars.com/electrics/model/chleo_limited_edition_2025
  19. Cheats on their mother
  20. You don’t have to answer because you’ll get neg bombed if you admit it and if you don’t I won’t believe you anyways, but a) do you put yourself in this category and b) did you vote for Kamala? if I were to guess, I would say that you lie even to yourself about being one of these mythical Americans and you would tell us that you didn’t vote at all but you actually voted for Trump.
  21. Looking at that graph trying to understand why they sliced poor into three images
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