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Celery Man

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  1. "And Koami was just standing there slightly in her way, and she said, 'Oh I’m sorry BLACK guy’, and right when she said it, she realized she had gone too far. So, she said in a jokey voice, 'My boyfriend’s a BLACK guy my boyfriend’s a black guy my boyfriend’s a black guy!'"
  2. *edit* I’m so jealous of gen z kids some times. Like goddamn I was at least this cool
  3. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a conference with Iran, A&M, and OU, I'd shoot OU twice.
  4. #9, not too bad
  5. Hell yeah - much appreciated
  6. We’re all 1% alpha top dogs of course it is skewed
  7. you mean like Modest Mouse?
  8. Realized yesterday that I took essentially the same picture two years in a row on Father’s Day, and I think this is going to be the tradition. Enchiladas for lunch and then ice cream on the little turf lawn. This is one of my favorite pictures of the daughter (last year, right after I had been laid off and really needed a good day). She pulled the stanchion down on her head while waiting in line at REI before we went to the restaurant.
  9. Fixed it for members of every other generation
  10. theory - young men do not benefit from being taught how to pursue women by their pussy dads
  11. My very gut feeling, wildly based on nothing, unscientific thought I just had is that, in a manner similar to how internet porn has fucked up young men around what is sexually healthy, internet discourse on masculinity and all of the politics around that has ruined them for women. Obviously not all/not completely/etc etc etc.
  12. revisiting this important question - prepping for the gig a month or so ago, I've definitely landed on team tophat. There were a few moments in the set where I wanted to go from neck pickup rhythm stuff to bridge lead or bridge pickup impersonating a baritone type lines, and the tophat with a little bit of tape under there so it doesn't go flying off makes it so you can just flick it really easily.
  13. ok amazing response either way but I gotta ask - is this yours actually?
  14. Separate incidents? Like, shot one, went somewhere else, shot another? with the spouses goddamn, yeah it sounds like that’s what it is?
  15. Klobasnek, whatever. One of you guys is bound to have a good one. @UTCzech III?
  16. Happy Father’s Day weekend. Some pics from our recent trip down to Austin - Eating pizza right before the flight and giving him the crust is such a great move. He takes forever with the crust.
  17. Jim Adkins tele is one of those ones that I might sneak into the collection one of these days
  18. Wife is on a bao thing and this shit slams
  19. I could listen to these all day. I might.
  20. Legend, titan of mid century American culture.
  21. You can throw me in the Colbert County jailhouse, you can throw me off the Wilson Dam, but there ain’t much difference between the man I want to be and the man who I really am.
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