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Celery Man

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Not from Derka, not today at least
  2. I’ll try and go through and get everyone’s name and update the spreadsheet before the new year, but I’m also driving to New York with two little kids and my wife is still recovering from surgery and is useless and I’m slowly losing my grasp on reality so it may not get done before the 1st. If anyone wants to fuck with it feel free but otherwise track yourself and I’ll put tables for squats and pull ups and I suppose miles probably when I have daycare available. Glad there are some folks joining in on the challenge(s). Also I know I’m a decade late to peloton but I have #hookem under my name and just high fived a #gigem as I breezed past him in a class. No high five back, felt good.
  3. I got a PM from Derka saying I need to send him my email address, my kindergarten teacher’s last name, and the make of my first car?
  4. Not quite that but there was some copypaste and ctrl+f find and replace as I debated whether or not it would be quicker to learn the right way to do it.
  5. Man she’s more left handed than I am
  6. Celery Man replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    Wrap job of the year so far imo
  7. about 800 g finger chiles and habaneros with an onion and a bulb of garlic, roasted and then boiled (outside) in 7 cups of vinegar with chile powder and some salt and then blended into a hot sauce. and served on eggs with some crispbread so basically yeah
  8. I got the cancellation email but see this in my subscriptions page. I assume it's all good and will renew
  9. I’m cool for whatever, can fuck around with the tracking spreadsheet to add tables and graphs for all those things as well. Honestly I’m intrigued with the pull-up thing but would need to figure out where to put a bar. @UT_OB1 had mentioned 20-30k as a body weight squat goal, I assume that is reasonable but I’m also a little worried about making sure I get the consistent time for all of these things. That’s part of what the challenge is for though and pushups don’t actually take any time hardly.
  10. Man I wish this had audio I kinda want one. Not really, but kinda.
  11. Celery Man replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    I was trying to remember the big role he had recentishly - It.
  12. I’m so jealous of my wife for having the “Disney on ice” tradition with the daughter. Daughter is so extra, she claims Anna and Elsa are her friends and told me this morning that they remembered her from her birthday party. boy and I did the lantern festival while they were at the arena
  13. Alright, i feel like we have some takers on 10k pushups. I'm going to do this bike thing as well, and I'm down for trying the squat thing but it seems like UT_OB1 and I might be the only two interested in that? I set up a workbook here for tracking at least the pushups - Surly 2026 Pushup Challenge I've probably fucked it up in a few ways but there's a sheet for inputing daily totals and then another sheet that should tally the totals and display a chart of your progress. I'll fuck with that some more as whoever set it up last time had some nice averaging stuff that i probably didn't get right because I am not a spreadsheet guy.
  14. Celery Man replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    Ah fuck man, I liked him in everything he was in. Fuck.
  15. Flash forward 6 months you say the defendant engaged you sexually and led you on emotionally, all while draining your bank account to zero. And you two met at… what was this event called?
  16. My incredibly niche comedy script idea is a Friendship style movie where Buzzrock, believing his Sweetwater rep to be a true friend, reaches out to get the NAMM hookup and then heads to Indiana. Then you have an odd couple buddy road comedy planes trains thing and they find the true meaning of friendship and also derail Henry Juskiewicz’ plan to take down the industry he believes wronged him using blood rosewood.
  17. Also, not till May but I got tickets to Wednesday at Cat’s Cradle in Carrboro and I’m excited. Pretty small club for them, but probably the coolest venue in the triangle? Uncle Tupelo broke up backstage.
  18. I keep meaning to learn that riff but of course it’s in a fucked up tuning. Context for that entire song is that the riff blew up on TikTok, I think before he even made it into a full song. Example - (linked some random insta for embedding, obviously Mayer posted it) the song is pretty good, the riff is great, curious if he has more in the tank
  19. The Rob Reiner news really hit the boys hard.
  20. the playoff is too big
  21. what is this looney tunes game
  22. oooh it's up goddamn, this movie was really 2:40? Shortest movie of that length I've ever seen
  23. Celery Man replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    My wife, who just got out of the hospital for some kind of crazy complications after having her gallbladder removed last week, is a lot of things, but one of them is an absolute lunatic when it comes to one upping every other mom in the Christmas cookie “thanks for being a preschool teacher/neighbor” game. Game set match
  24. Alright, got some takers on pushups, I’m game for trying the body squats thing too, I feel like that achievable but am mostly thinking of what all i can try and fit in every day. For me, this will be my cycling goal in terms of mileage. I’ve done 192 miles in December so far, probably spending more time per day than might be sustainable over a year but I expect my distance per hour to increase. I need to figure out how to track where I am on that map over time easily, that would be a fun visualization for me. Bonus that I’m facing the right direction as I sit on the bike.
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