Brisketexan

Yep, did that with the Bama game in Austin a couple of years ago. We were in Glasgow, Pescado Rojo messaged me that I was missing a good one. He put his phone camera where it could capture his TV, and I watched the last 20 mins or so through my phone on hotel wifi. Did the same for an Astros playoff game we were watching in a bar when the boy was in Germany. Propped up a phone to capture the bar tv, he watched the phone feed on his laptop - resolution was plenty good.

Sir, I believe you misspelled "plandemic." You see, this is all clearly a plot by the Illuminati, working hand in hand with Colonel Sanders and his wee, beady eyes, to release a virus bioengineered in a secret lab in Andorra designed to cause all people of Etruscan lineage to walk with a slight limp in their left leg. DO THE RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

Well, God had to practice at making horribad things before he got around to the masterpiece of horribad.

Yep. Boudros is on the river, and it's good. And once they opened up a Paesano down there (as in, you can get Shrimp Paesano), that's our dinner choice if we're going to be on the river. Both are great choices. And a co-sign for Shilo's. It's literally just up the stairs from the river and across one street. Great old-school deli. The point being, there are good places to eat on the river. There are LOTS of bad places, but there are some good places.

It's even dumber than that. Let's say that really is your approach. Cool, we're picking a pilot. Pilot 1: I have filed a flight plan to take our plane to the Bahamas for a month. Also, I have stated numerous times that I will change my mind and fly wherever the hell I want and you can't stop me, the plane belongs to me and I alone get to decide what to do with it, I've threatened to crash the plane into a mountain repeatedly, I've tried to hijack a plane before, I've demonstrated that I actually have no idea how to fly a plane, I get easily confused and distracted by anything and everything, and I'm fucking drunk all the time. Pilot 2: I have filed a flight plan to take us to a local lake for a nice week. I know that's not the exotic destination some of you may want, but it's achievable based on the time and resources we have. Also, I am a competent pilot who has repeatedly expressed that I take seriously my duties as a pilot, and have never threatened to crash the plane, tried to hijack it, and I'm not a drinker. Saying "I'm voting for the flight plan, not the pilot" in that scenario tells me that you are a dumbass with sub-reptilian intelligence. I'm amazed that you remember to breathe.

FIF the nerds around here.

I just find it truly remarkable that when it comes to the great crisis of "ELECTION-RELATED CRIMES!".....the MAGAts are going down at like a 50-1 ratio compared to everyone else. Every accusation is a confession, exhibit infinity trillion.

CSB: I met my now-wife in a class on the Vietnam War that we took together our jr. year of high school. At the time, she hated me, because (to hear her tell it) I was a pompous know-it-all asshole. Man, the fucking NERVE of her. Talk about getting the wrong read on a guy, right?

Again, the official emblem of the cybertruck should be:

Cops. Being held personally accountable. Gosh, you are ADORABLE.

I mean....it's not just that they lie...it's that the lies are so fucking ridiculously outlandish, it's like there is a competition to see who can tell the most outlandish lies. "TARRANT COUNTY SENT OUT 400 TRILLION BALLOTS, ALL IN SPANISH AND PRE-FILLED OUT TO VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS AND GEORGE SOROS!"

Maybe he just kept misreading "NO GO" as "GO ON."

Alex, I'll take "things my wife has never, ever said to me" for $1,000.