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  1. We ate there yesterday for lunch while waiting out a thunderstorm. The dawg slammed. We were talking to our hotel bartender our first night in town, and he said the locals really don’t eat hot dogs all that much, implying that the Chicago dog is more a tourist thing these days.
  2. Windy as fuck with a real feel in the 30s in late April. Nice view from my hotel, though.
  3. Meatloaf Reuben? You magnificent bastard.
  4. Schloss secretly put it on there right after he left aggy.
  5. Is very bad to steal Jobu’s rum. Is very bad.
  6. And Vince.
  7. You were cooked in a skillet?
  8. So make it with heavy cream or half and half and stop being a European bitch. https://www.homesicktexan.com/king-of-casseroles-king-ranch-chicken/
  9. Yeah, that’s fantastic looking. And way to save the chicken skins.
  10. Lone Star gives me the shits. There are plenty of other cheep beers that taste better. Whataburger = McDonalds. Migas? Really??? The fact that a milquetoast dipshit like RC Slocum fawned all over Blue Bell ice cream tells you all you need to know. You could smear pecan pie all over Scarlett Johansson’s ass and I still wouldn’t . . . wait . . . okay, maybe then I’d eat pecan pie.
  11. Stop masturbating.
  12. Ranch is good. Pizza is good. I generally don't like ranch on pizza because pizza is fatty enough as it is. But, eating a pizza down to the crust, and then dipping the crust in ranch should it be available, is perfectly acceptable (unless, getting the thread back on track, you weigh 300 lbs).
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