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South Austin

Certifiably Surly
  1. I don’t care if Trump fucked kids cuz we just secured a shit ton of oil reserves.
  2. I loved the Candy documentary. Everyone knew he was a kind and loveable human, and it showed with how many people made an appearance for that film to talk about him in a positive light (while also talking about Candy’s own demons). I loved Chevy Chase movies growing up. They’re still some of my favorites, and I still regularly quote Fletch, Ty Webb, and Clark Griswold. On screen, he’s one of the best comedic actors of the 1980’s. But even before the age of constant exposure on the internet, I always got the sense from his interviews that he was a bit of a prick. And as time went on and more was written and said about him, it turns out he’s a huge prick. So I’m not as enthused to watch this one.
  3. I have it on good information that Campbell claimed TWO child tax credits on his 2024 IRS return.
  4. Explain more. PK was Gideon’s boss. How was Gideon not aligned with his boss? Was he insubordinate?
  5. Pics of hot Golden Girls?
  6. God damn you, Brisket! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
  7. Party of fucking weirdos.
  8. Travel more. I love travel, but have not been doing it as much the past couple of years. I’ve developed an artificial anxiety about taking too much time away from work, which is stupid. My wife keeps saying that a hefty retirement account won’t mean anything if one or both of us aren’t around, or healthy enough, to use it on travel. Even if it’s not a week in some far off destination halfway around the globe, I need to work in more long weekends about once a quarter, and realize the years ahead of me are not given.
  9. By all accounts, you were a good son to your folks, Brisket. I grew up most of my childhood on the water - the Potomac River, VA, the New River, NC, the Pacific in Hawaii. It’s always been a spiritual setting for me. I hope you found some piece and comfort out on that water.
  10. It’s not just USAA. I bet a majority of homes in Austin are underinsured. One of my law partners lives nearby and she and her neighbors are going through this, though not quite at your level.
  11. I second Rockcreek. Went there in June and loved it. Cool neighborhood.
  12. Would love for Georgia to get fucked tonight.
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