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Jollyville, TX

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  1. 2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

    If anyone is still dumb enough to polish the resume of the worst coach in Texas’ history I recommend you get on YouTube and rewatch:

    1. 2014 BYU 41-7 loss

    2. 2014 UCLA both halves deferred special 

    3. 2014 KSU shutout

    4. 2014 TCU 48-10 massacre

    5. 2014 Texas Bowl 59 yard offense special

    6. 2015 ND opener “new and improved” spread offense special 

    7. 2015 TCU 50-0 in 3rd qtr

    8. 2015 Iowa fucking State shutout loss

    9. 2016 Cal dropping 50 on Charlie’s 3rd year defense special 

    10. 2016 OSU 3 fucking extra points blocked 

    11. 2016 Kansas’ first win over a Big12 team in 2 years 

    We can talk after you’re done with that.

     

    It’s a tough list to get through.  Lotta perspective there on how bad it was. 

  2. 9 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

    Dirty recruiting talk needs its own thread instead of here.

    First, I’m going to *** a ***.  Then I’m going to put my *** in the *** and go below to *** the ***.  That’s when I’ll finish by hitting the ***

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  3. 7 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

    I think we all kinda looked at the situation and thought that yeah he wants to play qb but looking at the qb room at Texas, there’s got be something we don’t know between Texas and him. So him being a receiver or CB was in the future. 

    But obviously that wasn’t the case and he really wanted to play qb. Makes you think why he even committed to Texas in the first place. 

    The next Johnny F’n Manziel if he goes aggy. 

  4. 18 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

    “I’m glad Lebron James didn’t commit to The University of Texas. Tape looks less explosive than last year. He lacks that killer instinct. Not much of a jumper either. I much prefer the film I’ve seen of Connor Atchley who appears faster than Lebron and he is also taller. I know Connor is only a 3 star but his ceiling is just as high as Lebron’s.”

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    You can’t fix stupid.

  5. 52 minutes ago, Hook'Em0608 said:

    I agree with you, but I'm still tired of the bash brothers shtick on this thread. They have become more insufferable than they were on Shaggy. It's over the top and doesn't bring anything new or relevant to the thread. But neither am I, so I'll tap out. 

    Please keep posting. Quality unimportant. Avatar is a day brightener / pants tightener 

  6. 6 hours ago, Machinator said:

    I'm totally with you here, dude. I think Ellis is a guy who could be viewed as a potential take even when we were dreaming of Wilson + Higgins + Wright + Whittington + Smith. He's not as backup-plan-ish as I view Powell or Anderson.

    My screwed up brain read “Powell or Anderson” as “Pamela Anderson”.

     

    gonna need a moment alone with Bing, a search filter for twenty years ago and Safe Search turned off.

     

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  7. On 6/6/2018 at 1:05 PM, Katfid54 said:

    UTL's comb-through of 35dimes' history was hilarious.  So too is the fact that you called EJ a douche, and he reads the board anonymously so frequently that he tweeted about it immediately after the call-out.  UTL is also right that you appear to be a good dude, and the Surl is definitely better for having you around.

    And this post, owning up to your (generally hilarious) posts as 35dimes, is the kind of "apology" I can appreciate.

    Good on you, man.

    Wait a minute... I’m way behind here.  Enrico Palazzo is Onacomputer? 

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  8. 1 hour ago, satyanash said:

    EJ after dark: Another Cali visitor?

     

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    — According to a source close to the recruitment of Amite (La.) defensive tackle Ishmael Sopsher, the five-star recruit was contemplating making a visit to Texas this weekend. Sopsher will not make it in, but he will likely be on the Forty Acres in the summer. With all of this said, Alabama and LSU seem to be the leaders in this recruitment.

     

    Name?  Shropshire Slasher

    Occupation?  Shropshire Slasher

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