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TexOx

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  1. It’s a serious theological question. According to the Washington Post article, they asked for prayers, and a reverend anointed her with oil. How is that supposed to help?

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  2. 22 hours ago, Jhawk said:

    Anyone else fart as they do a pirouette in front of the toilet as they are sitting down to shit?  I typically hold my shit until the last possible moments so I'll rush in the bathroom, undoing my belt/pants as i'm walking in the bathroom.  As i approach the front of the shitter I'll drop my pants, spin ass toward the hole, and sit at the same time.  I ALWAYS let out a fart as I'm spinning which means I effectively am farting in my own face because my ass level (pre-sit) is at my face level (post sit).  Basically an appetizer to what the shit is going to smell like.  If I have a rank fart and a floater then I might courtesy flush because that is just asking for trouble

     

    Boy that was some powerful imagery. 

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  3. 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    We win today, finish the season 8-2, win a couple in the conference tourney, sneak into a regional as a 3 seed, and ruin someone’s hosting.

    I can’t help myself.

    Keep that up and we're staging an intervention.

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  4. On 12/16/2018 at 7:10 PM, Surly Bevo said:

    Well on the vents thing remember he is getting "beaten" up...so the two things you really have to suspend is 1.  That the two guys outside the door would have never gone in to check with Bruiser on how things were going and 2.  The fact that Mythbusters pretty much shot to hell the entire tried and true Hollywood notion that air vents are something that people can just easily travel in around large buildings.  If you get past those then the vents part is fine.  

    On the outfit thing they are both in black at that point...all they have to do is throw on vest and helmet. 

    The vanished thing...yea don't know how you get around that. 

     

    Not to mention that ostensibly he's getting the living piss beaten out of him for 30 minutes or however long it goes on, but when the two goons open the door he looks like he's been hit once, not too hard, in the face.

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