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Posts posted by TexOx
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It’s a serious theological question. According to the Washington Post article, they asked for prayers, and a reverend anointed her with oil. How is that supposed to help?
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So was the problem that not enough people prayed for her, or that the reverend didn’t anoint her with enough oil, or what? I’m really confused how this stuff works.
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Seems even dumber than quidditch.
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“CIA agent doesn’t play well.”
It does if you’re crooked.
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22 hours ago, Jhawk said:
Anyone else fart as they do a pirouette in front of the toilet as they are sitting down to shit? I typically hold my shit until the last possible moments so I'll rush in the bathroom, undoing my belt/pants as i'm walking in the bathroom. As i approach the front of the shitter I'll drop my pants, spin ass toward the hole, and sit at the same time. I ALWAYS let out a fart as I'm spinning which means I effectively am farting in my own face because my ass level (pre-sit) is at my face level (post sit). Basically an appetizer to what the shit is going to smell like. If I have a rank fart and a floater then I might courtesy flush because that is just asking for trouble
Boy that was some powerful imagery.
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47 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:
This. I can’t believe anyone would question an institution that is such a pillar of integrity and whose primary focus is obviously academic excellence.
Exactly. How dare you sir?
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10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
We should start a prediction thread for Surly.
what will happens 10 years from now? 20? Eyc
"Bob Stoops died today at 61 in a bag-of-dicks-related disaster...."
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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:
I got a lotta problems with you people!
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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
We win today, finish the season 8-2, win a couple in the conference tourney, sneak into a regional as a 3 seed, and ruin someone’s hosting.
I can’t help myself.Keep that up and we're staging an intervention.
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You’re right, let’s bury our heads in the sand. That’ll fix things.
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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:
Yeah but fun shitty is better than boring shitty.
True. At least it’s not a 1-0 or 3-2 loss.
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Win or lose this one, they’re still shitty.
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6 minutes ago, jinx said:
This team is snake bit. Zero confidence
No, they’re just shitty.
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Fucking pitiful.
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20 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:
Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill???
I don’t know!
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Almost got it a few pitches earlier in the AB too.
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On 12/16/2018 at 7:10 PM, Surly Bevo said:
Well on the vents thing remember he is getting "beaten" up...so the two things you really have to suspend is 1. That the two guys outside the door would have never gone in to check with Bruiser on how things were going and 2. The fact that Mythbusters pretty much shot to hell the entire tried and true Hollywood notion that air vents are something that people can just easily travel in around large buildings. If you get past those then the vents part is fine.
On the outfit thing they are both in black at that point...all they have to do is throw on vest and helmet.
The vanished thing...yea don't know how you get around that.
Not to mention that ostensibly he's getting the living piss beaten out of him for 30 minutes or however long it goes on, but when the two goons open the door he looks like he's been hit once, not too hard, in the face.
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Hard pass.
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$70k to live in Tennessee? Pass.
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No seriously the officiating is a joke.
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10 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:
They're going trap door him and go after the one they really want....George Jefferson.
I hear that guy is movin’ on up in the rankings.
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On 2/8/2019 at 2:07 PM, KYHorn said:
Didn't realize Morgan Freeman had identical twins. I guess he had them after he got out of the South African prison?
You’re thinking of Will Smith.
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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Maybe. My buddy said shit like he was a passionate, hardcore bieber fan. Sang shit like Frozen in the showers, painted his fingernails, etc kind of weird.
Hard to believe he didn’t really connect with his teammates.
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So, nobody has a clue why it didn’t help. Got it.