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2 minutes ago, RPM said:
My Dad raised a Brahman bull. It was his pet. It would stick it's head inside the cab of the pickup and lick him. As a reward he would give it a drink of W.L.Weller he always carried with him. Fun times.
One day my Dad was walking in the field an the bull (around 1500 lbs now) walks up. Dad pets him and walks away. Huge mistake. Bull wanted a drink. He butted my 65 year old Dad about 10 feet. Dad scrambled to get to a tree for cover but the bull was between him and the pickup. It was a long standoff until the bull lost interest and Dad crawled to the truck.
Next day the bull went to the auction but no shots were fired.
Yeah, I've been treed by a Brahman cow. Was stuck there for about 4 hours until she lost interest.
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Do Waterworld and The Postman belong here? Both are really stupid movies that I will always watch if I run across them while flipping channels late at night.
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On 11/7/2023 at 2:29 PM, nnm said:
My guess is that you probably didn’t lose anything by missing a baseball dad’s home video of him and his wife. Probably just two muddy, sweaty hippos doing the dirty.
Spoiler alert: it includes a “dung showering.”
https://m.facebook.com/AnimalPlanet/videos/unusual-hippo-mating-rituals/164176688661382/So, German hippos?
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2 hours ago, Sandman said:
I put eggshells down the garbage disposal because I heard it helps keep the blades sharp. Dunno if that's true but it makes a satisfying noise when it destroys those shells, so I'm gonna keep doing it.
It doesn't sharpen the blades, but eventually it will clog your drain pipe. Good luck with that.
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Just now, Brisketexan said:
Well, they should also know how to back in a trailer in one move.
Ever spent time at a boat ramp, being entertained? I sure as shit have.
Absolutely. I just assume most of them are aggy.
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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
I'm also not an expert in acting like a douchebag to waitstaff, but I don't see that as a shortcoming.
Everyone is an expert back-in parker. Yet everyone I see back-in parking takes 20 maneuvers to get it done, and jams up the main parking aisle for half a minute while they do so. It's kinda like the Band of Brothers bit -- "All of Germany and I haven't met one Nazi yet." Except for a handful of times, all I've seen of back-in parkers is shittasticness, yet I've never met a single shitty back-in parker. Fascinating.
6 seconds. 6 seconds between putting my car in reverse and putting in park, dead center of the parking spot.
Anyone who identifies as male should instinctively know how to back into a parking spot on the first try.
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On 5/29/2022 at 9:23 PM, Nicole44 said:
Just saw it! Loved it! Very well done. Pretty much my row was full of the young people (late teens early twenties) and they seem to like it a lot. Would definitely see again. I love that feeling of leaving the theater when I’ve seen a great movie.
I was worried about how a sequel type of film would be…I shouldn’t have been. It was well worth the wait…imo. Glad so many Surlies loved it!!!
Because I’m a geek to the core I wore a tshirt re: the original to this one. Lmao.
Nice shirt!
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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Rooster and Phoenix were great, hangman and bob right behind them
I loved the movie, but hated Bob. He served absolutely no purpose.
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3 hours ago, Blotto said:
So his truck has now been broken into 7 times in the last few months. The only difference moving forward is now he has to pay to replace the window and the flashbang. I dunno, maybe move or find some secure garage parking?
That's some top notch victim blaming right there.
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Obvious plant is obvious.
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5 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:
just because he's a murderer?
Does seem a little obvious, doesn't it?
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3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
good point. if the prostitute was a john doe the case is lost I'm sure.
It's my understanding they did investigate him, knew he did it, but could never prove it.
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7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
If that's how he rolled, I'm guessing that creepy uncle got whacked himself or something sometime in the last 50 years
Yeah, I have no idea if the asshole is even still alive. I refused to allow my kids anywhere near him. It was even in my divorce decree.
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My ex-wife's uncle killed a male prostitute in his home back in the 70s. Enlisted the help of his sister to clean it up. They dumped the body in the parking lot of the Stallion restaurant on N Lamar. He was never arrested.
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Now he needs to wash his car and his underpants.
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15 minutes ago, markstanco said:Took me a thec.
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My dad has grown to despise DG. Anytime he is traveling anywhere with my mom, if they see a DG she insists that they stop. She just wants to look around and see if they have anything good that the last DG didn't have.
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Whenever we're going somewhere and I'm backing out of the garage/driveway, she immediately leans forward and starts digging through her purse, blocking the side mirror. I just stop and stare at her waiting for her to lean back. She does this every single fucking time. One time after starting the car I waited, fiddled with the radio and the A/C, and she just sat there. As soon as I put the car in reverse, there she went. It's like some automatic reflex with her that she cannot control.
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Also, quit using the phrase, "that begs the question..." You're probably using it wrong, so just stop.
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I had a friend growing up who would say, "I have an ideal."
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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
I will use the savings to throw more cokes on people.
And I'll finally be able to afford a new pair of game day flip flops.
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I've never been much of a straw person. But for some reason crap like this makes me want to become one.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
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Lady Bird Lake is 18 feet deep at it's deepest point.