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dufus

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  1. On 4/27/2018 at 2:29 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

    I can see it now:

     

    Y'all! THERE'S A HUGE SNAPPING TURTLE IN MY YARD!!! DEADLY!!! 

    Y'all!  There is a huge snapping turtle in my yard - soup for the entire block!

  2. 19 hours ago, deadshank said:

    Jeez. You know my employees?

    I say, “the only possible 2 answers to the question I’m about to ask you are ‘yes’ or ‘no.’  Please provide me with a “yes” or a “no.”

    The typical reply I get:  “uh, uh, green?”

    Or - "let me explain"....  No just answer the question - "yes" or "no"

  3. 2 hours ago, Stros said:

    So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

    Be a man and do it without anesthesia.  I did it last year.  It was "uncomfortable" at a couple of times but when they were done I got dressed and drove away.  No grogginess or ill side effects.

  4. On 3/31/2018 at 1:01 AM, NIUHuskies said:

    This part was funny:

    No word on where he's moving, but there's a little internet speculation that he might land a permanent role of some kind with the Patriots organization. Such a move would represent a change of pace for the Pats, known for hiring highly competent staff.

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