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John Coctostan

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  1. 13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    My favorite part with these screenshots is where they value ATM returning 72% of their production, and then using that to firm up their "9-3 or bust!" hubris while simultaneously casting aspersions on the notion that Texas returns 70% of its production and using the same model to do both things. They continually find new ways to astonish me with these takes. It shouldn't happen, but it does.

     

    72% of ass is still ass, my dudes.

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  2. 31 minutes ago, MisterP said:

    I forgot to mention, he became fluent in Russian while he was in school. Thought it would help him get into some state department shit. Of course, the Navy decides....hmmm we don't need more Russian speakers let's send him to Middle East. So now he is in Monterrey, CA getting paid and a housing allowance to learn Arabic. He is becoming the Navy Attache to the embassy in Abu Dhabi. 

    I hate to say it, but your friend is a Russian spy.

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  3. 47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I love the guys who are claiming that transfers rarely work out. One guy says it and others back it up. Yeah, it never happens. Not with Texas with Watts, Ewers, or Mitchell. Not FSU with most of their skill position starters. Not UW with Penix, Oregon with Nix, so on and so forth. Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

    And, you know, the guy who won the Heisman Trophy this year. As well as the guy who won it last year.

  4. 52 minutes ago, Getafix said:

    A good edge rusher showing up in the portal is extremely rare and just like the NFL, it’s common that pass rushers are the second highest paid position in the portal following the quarterback position. That said, NIL will play a crucial role in Moore’s recruitment just as it does for the large majority of high profile portal prospects, and I’d expect many impressive offers to be thrown at Moore over the next few days as he works out scheduling some visits. 

    Have we tried selling him on the long-term earning potential of a UT diploma?

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