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Longhornfan1024

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  1. I guess I'll see it in theaters at some point, but I'm not excited for this at all.
  2. If they won, they would have been at 18 points and hopped both us and LC into 3rd. A tie, and we would be ahead by a point.
  3. Nine games into the season and we are sitting in 4th place (thanks to Arsenal losing the Sheffield), two points back from 2nd place. That's much better than I would have thought possible considering our injury issues, transfer ban, and losing Hazard.
  4. Boo-fucking-hoo.
  5. I don't care if it's a kids movie, Hocus Pocus is the best Halloween movie of all time. Fight me.
  6. So what will Syria be called when Turkey and Russia take it over? Turkssia?
  7. Apparently about 10 more, including End Game, are being released in December. Netflix still owns the streaming distribution rights to some of the movies, so those won't make their way to Disney+.
  8. Some little shit threw a rock at your son's head, which could have caused him brain damage or even death. It seems like his violence isn't a new thing. You've got to go biblical and destroy his entire fucking family.
  9. Is Turkey a dude?
  10. Everything they just described also describes an alien being that will eventually take over the world and end humanity. Along with this and AI robots, has not one scientist seen a fucking sci fi movie? Kill it with fire.
  11. Like they know anything about history.
  12. So Mulvaney's out front of the White House admitting that aid was withheld in order to get Ukraine to look into the server, basically admitting to half of the allegations. It looks like they've decided to go with the "yeah, we did it, and we're going to tell you it wasn't inappropriate" strategy.
  13. And Turkey has 50 of our nukes. Let's not forget that one.
  14. Well, I do have a big penis.
  15. I also said this in the Nancy thread, but the fact that he thinks this makes her look bad just shows how stupid and sexist he is.
  16. The fact that Trump tweeted that out thinking that it would make Pelosi look bad just proves how stupid and sexist he is.
  17. The first time I shat around my wife (then gf) we were in a one bedroom apartment in West Campus. She was in the shower when I got home feeling sick, so I went in and took one of the most horrendously smelling dumps of my life in the toilet right next to the shower. It was one of those dumps where it smelled so bad that even I wanted to get out of the bathroom, but she was stuck in there with the stench while trying to get out of the shower. Over ten years later, she still brings it up.
  18. Welp, we've officially come to the point in the story where it's impossible to tell what's real and what's not, so you have to doubt every piece of information you receive. Schrödinger's facts.
  19. I don't think you understand how subpoenas or executive privilege work.
  20. The party of law and order, folks.
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