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Orangotango

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  1. 27 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

    So much less hate, anger, depression and other feelings you will have that was based on the outcome of a football game....

    Until he runs into someone in burnt orange and shows his ass in a public setting whooping it up and throwing horns down.... 

    Nah, it's just that the code just isn't enough anymore for him to be a good guy so that all of his misdeeds can be ignored and so that he can be an ass to all of the not good guys that don't follow the code.  He upped his game to Jesus code so once again he is a good guy and can return to sheep fucking and its ok because he is a good guy and better than everyone else.  I mean the sheep are honored to be fucked by one like him.  But he gets lonely and wants some aggy to join him while he does so he can relive his corp experiences while he is at it.

  2. 11 hours ago, Tex Long said:

    I've not heard the words "wesson oil party" in a long, long time. No rubber sheets, though: mil-spec poly sheeting 20 feet wide and 8 or 10 mils thick - don't want any rips to get Wesson oil all over your nice shag carpet, right?

    Her name was Marge. She was the receptionist on the top floor at Exxon Production Research, one of my consulting clients. She would come down to the lobby to escort people up, because the elevator needed a key to go to the executive level. She had short, curly red hair, prototype brick shithouse body, and dresses that left little to the imagination. On one visit, as the elevator ground its way upward, I asked her what she was doing that coming  weekend, and she replied that she was going to a Wesson oil party. Having no idea wtf that was, I queried her about it, and got invited to go along. Which I did. Your imagination can fill in the rest, but my clearest memory is hearing her say those dreaded seven words, "I thought it would be even bigger."

    Our version was Crisco Twister... it a legitimate party game enjoyed by millions so nothing unsavory about that.

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  3. 18 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

    Four years over, for me.

    As for music, you haven't really experienced musical sounds until you've heard Anchors Aweigh played on 16 half-inch tape drives, a 6400-lines per minute printer, and a 600 cards per minute card reader. Trust me.

    Cool.  That's what my son plays in his high school marching band.

  4. 1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

    Agreed. 
     

    Hey Billy, I was looking at a pic of VY standing in confetti the other day, and it reminded me how you’ll never understand that feeling.  JFF with a firecracker in his mouth is as close as you’ll ever get.   I wanted to let you know, it feels fucking great. A moment I shared with family and friends that will beer be forgotten.  Anyways, go fuck yourself, and BTHO facial symmetry.  Whoop!

    If you want to make sure he reads this, you need to add "Open letter to Billy" at the front.

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  5. 59 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

    I want aggies to succeed juuuuuust enough for Jimbo to not hire an OC.   I do not think worst case scenario is a terrible year for them.....I think worst case for them is to keep the coaching staff as is.

    So back off that concussion drama, Horns.  Let them annihilate Auburn and maybe play LSU really close in high scoring game.

    No, you want them to force him to hire an OC.  Typically aggy would be for the admin to dictate who it is (some legacy) and then have the head coach and OC have constant infighting and obvious hostilities to keep the yucks up.

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  6. 9 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    I think the most likely scenario for the PAC is some sort of merger with the B1G. 30 teams is a very specific number that might tip their hand. There are 26 teams in both conferences now, and I could see them adding 4 others. IA State, Kansas, TCU, and one of OK State, WVU, or Tech. Tech or OK State make the most sense, but academics will be a problem for both. An argument could be made that grabbing TCU and Tech gives the western half of the state an interest in the PAC, but OK State would add another state worth of eyeballs. In that scenario, Tech and Ok State might be in a death match for the final spot with the loser going G5 unless the ACC swoops in like a white knight, but The ACC is the next most likely to be stripped for parts. 

    Can't have both.  Either the 30 team thing is in play or the academic thing is in play.  Not both.

    If the world is moving to a super league then it would be a question of if those expansion teams are in the 30 or out, why saddle yourself with more teams that aren't part of the final solution and would just make it more difficult to get there.  Also makes the Texas/OK think make more sense to just dump everyone that ultimately isn't going to be in the big boy league.

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