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  1. 10 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    Columbus ought to be on fire now with the riots from this hire. Wow.

    On top of the news yesterday that they poached Ross Bjork from aggy to be their new AD.

    Yes, the same Ross Bjork that massively fucked up aggy's latest coaching search.

    Methinks Columbus is about to go through some shit.

  2. 41 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    Elk huh ???

     

    Well Shipley is an expert...

    YETI Presents: “MELK”

     

    By the way, did you know his dad and Colt's dad were roommates at Abilene Christian?

    (Got to break out all the greatest hits!)

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  3. 51 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

    They are blaming the recruit tracking services for their massive bleeding out their portal?

     

    How does the logic of that work?

    I believe the error here is in thinking that there is any logic whatsoever involved in their thinking.

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  4. 9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    Are we really taking the bolded part as truth?  Because it seems that originated from a texags thread, and I don't remember seeing anyone else actually report it.  Besides, Bjork would not still be employed if that really happened...

    Fair point, texags is a marginal source at best.  We'll probably never really know for sure.  I odn't remember if it was posted elsewhere, maybe Twitter/X?

    But if there is any truth to be had in that, then they may be waiting a while until things stabilize in their athletic department before they give him the boot.  Kind of like a divorce situation where the estranged couple is stuck living in the same place for a while because they can't afford to move out.  That whole program is a raging dumpster fire right now, and they probably have more pressing fish to fry, like filling out Elko's assistants and trying to salvage what's left of their roster and recruiting class.

    It's hard to say.

  5. 2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

    Exhibit A of aggy delusion.  "Used to dominate the big 12 for the most part . . ." 

    It appears that winning 1 conference championship in 16 seasons, compiling a conference winning percentage of approximately 54%, losing 10 of 16 games to Tech, and losing 11 of 16 games to Texas = domination in this sap's mind. 

     

     

     

    Well in their defense, those goobers can write some amazing fan fiction when it comes to their program.

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  6. 37 minutes ago, F250 said:

    I still don't understand why aggy insists on trotting out the milkmen.

    They actually have a real cheer squad.

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    but insist on going with this.

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    Turdition.

    And to be honest, some of them just can't quit their first loves out in the barnyard.

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  7. 4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

    Elko would be absolutely stupid to not play. He needs the extra practice to instill whatever system the OC and DC (whoever the fuck they are) are going to build.

    So Elko has roughly three weeks to find a new OC and DC, install a new scheme, and then train what few players they have left on it.  That's an insanely tall order.

    If they could pull that off, it would go down in aggy lore as the sequel to the Junction Boys.

    But I'm not holding my breath.

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  8. 2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    Saw this over on texags this morning... portal opening tomorrow... current state of things... (Good thing Elko making all the HS coaching rounds)

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    That HAS to be a sock puppet for one of our posters here!  Nice work.

  9. 4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    "Covid" is about to run rampant through aggy fb program. 

    No corches around to corch the Texas Bowl...and at the rate they're going, no players available to play in it, either.

    Yep, I smell a "COVID" outbreak incoming.

  10. 9 hours ago, C-Man said:

    Dear lord, just listened to that part. He's thought that would make a good column idea. WTAF. What a monumentally stupid person Olin is. Here's his face after bringing that up:

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    Seriously.  I used to read his drivel in the Spaceman back in the day, and I would always wonder to myself, "why are you like this?"

  11. 12 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

    They had us dead to rights?   What does that even mean?  After they leaked that we were joining the SEC, and tried to scuttle the deal, they were told by SEC leadership to sit down and shut the fuck up.  They didn't have shit on us.

    We were always the big prize for the SEC, which is obvious to everyone outside of Collie Station.

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  12. 2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

    Who exactly will coach ATM in their bowl game? It was reported that Elko won’t. Now former HC’s Petrino and Addazio have left, and interim HC Robinson is heading out as well. 

    Well I hear this dude's available...

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