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  1. On 1/10/2019 at 5:29 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    That thing has gone way downhill since they quit putting the shaggy meltdowns on there

    They should post the meltdowns posted here during games Texas wins. Insane ramblings of madmen are the norm here, and the fact that the team is winning does not dissuade the hostility.

    It’s the surliness of it all that makes it so fucking great.

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  2. 2 hours ago, Parliament said:


     

     


    The poor, unwashed, Trump-voting mouth breathers in fly over country don't own EV's or hybrids. Because you can't put truck nuts on a Prius.

     

    Have you perhaps noticed the sheer volume of SUVs and Pickups on the road? Please spare us all the Trumpkin bullshit. Hypocrisy is real and liberals drive SUVs too. 

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  3. Half my family are Georgia fans, it’s a total fuckin’ mind numbing bitch having to listen about “Them DOGS!!!” 

    For the love of Christ, please GOD, give me strength to not kill any of these ignorant, worthless, mouth breathing, motherfuckers this month... They are family.

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  4. 3 minutes ago, RPM said:

    You really don't. Trust me on this.

    Base compensation

    • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
    • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
    • Contract length: 5 years
    • Start date: 12/2/2016
    • Expires: 12/31/2021

    Incentives

    • National title bonus: $300,000
    • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
    • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
    • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
    • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
    • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
    • Car: two cars
    • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
    • Golf/country club: country club membership.

    Other Perks

    • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
    • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

    All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

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  5. 15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    It has been a rollercoaster of a year, and I’ll admit it got to me, but dammit everyone should be ecstatic about where we sit right now as a program, in recruiting, and this year overall.

    Win next week and the word ecstatic will apply. 

    The performance of Texas thus far qualifies as expected. Win 11 and the term, mind blown, will apply.

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