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  1. 2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

    77-0 vs OU? 27-25? Last year's Bama game? This year's Clemson game? This year's Arky game? This year's Auburn game? The bowl game vs Wake Forest? When they finally had to admit they were in fact the agricultural branch of the University of Texas?

    I know this looks familiar.

     

    Fish Camp actually.   Ran out of time after too much Kool Aid.

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  2. 8 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

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    "College Station was a small, isolated town with no place for individuals to express their frustrations in a healthy manner."

     

    Nice way of saying Bryan/College Station is a bastion for bestiality.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    I still think it's funny that the "Agricultural" school is located on the worst soil in the state. I mean, sure, you can grow stuff there (I grew plenty), but you have to use a shit-ton of, well, shit, to do it. But on its own? Yeesh, nothing worth growing outside of yaupon and burrs.

    Relocation reparations are indeed due.

     

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  4. 12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    I'm sure this has been discussed to death other places, but why did we even have a returner back there on that punt? There was no need to field it. The game was over. 

     

     

    We all get a neg or two eventually, so here goes nothing...

     

    Craig Curry & Turn the Page Fred say Hello!

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  5. 20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

    Hell, I hope both Collin and Kirko are held out until the blOU game... want both suited up for their last RRR...  

     
     
    Thx for below tweet @Machinator
     
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    Herman said that RB Kirk Johnson (shoulder) is on track to be cleared ahead of West Virginia game.

     

     

    I forgot, slept thru or whatever Halley's Comet...  I feel like I can make up for it by watching Kirko get some carries this year.

  6. 3 hours ago, mdmost said:

    There are reports that a serious injury has occurred to a Texas defensive player. We have no idea who it is and are going to run this even though it will lead to rampant speculation because we have to get our credit for being the first to "report it". 

    BJ Foster hammy?

  7. 1 hour ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

    Another season in the sun online with you glorious assholes.  May the sarcasm flow freely.  May the penises stuff themselves in Lincoln Riley's mouth two at a time (I believe it was Walter Concrite that said that).  May Cedric Benson R.I.P.  And may the Texas Longhorns reclaim their God given right to be respected and feared.  We're Texas.

    Maybe Patton?

  8. "It's even weirder that he actually has "celebrity" status but you should see all the people that go crazy when they get a picture with him."

     

    In my world's worst nightmare this takes place shortly before a troop of silverback gorillas rape me repeatedly. 

     

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