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1bigtx

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  1. 1bigtx replied to Steamboat1874's topic in Football
    Is there any way we can comfortably bring Scott back to Texas?
  2. Did they machete Toro's horns off?
  3. I like the number you computed but check your decimal movement. Again, in this case, I deeply appreciate your math.
  4. The original plan for the aggi basketball arena was for it to have one more seat that the Erwin Center (classic penis envy). Anywhoo, during construction of said aggi arena the damned thing collapsed when it was just a frame. Someone forgot about securing insurance for construction so everything to that point was a total loss. With the construction funds that were left, a much smaller gymnasium was built for varsity aggi cagers.
  5. They are so Yankee they are practically Canadian. Imperative that Texas kicks the Wolverine ass. Cool helmets.
  6. No kidding. They are on level with Alaska State, Hawaii State and Puerto Rico State.
  7. I don't blame their fascination with the Block T by itself. I would not want to be associated with the a & m in any fashion. It screams second rate.
  8. You like fat tails? Multiple outliers?
  9. Median, average and mode are three different measures of central tendency. It is possible for two or all three to equal but it typically is not the case.
  10. Longhorn coach bests aggi corch for Super Bowl burf.
  11. Right up the guts of the "Wrecking Crew" and into Longhorn immortality.
  12. It absolutely is. I saw it with my own eyes in '05. Car flipping and intimidating visiting fans are other examples of their coping skills.
  13. You did it boys. The doctor is sending me home. Never underestimate the healing powers of aggi misery. God Bless you wonderful SOBs.
  14. Yes, I can feel the life coming back to me. Thanks you horny bastards. God bless.
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