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Posts posted by Dennis Taylor
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49 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:
She needs some cheeseburgers.
And squats
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Sons team played a playoff game junior year and DeSoto used the same locker room in the following game...the whole team was talking about Murphy, they'd never seen anything in person quite like him at that point lol. He's a freaking stud and can't wait for him to wreck shit in the league
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Harry Caray wants his glasses back asshole
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Fuck Dallas Turner
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Williams beard is tall
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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:
It was me. Well, it was me that told the story. It was a friend of mine who did the rhinoplasty. It’s got to be out there somewhere. I’ve recapped it twice already, and I’m at work. Can someone more internet savvy than me do the search?
It needs to be archived for posterity on @aggypedia
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Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??
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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
Angry Bevo should step lightly, or Looch is gonna dare him to come down and meet up man to man.
Actually it didn't take long to get to that
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This is cool
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Motherfucker
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On 4/23/2024 at 8:57 AM, Newdoc said:
I wonder how much CO, CO2, benzene, cyanide etc is being spewed out into the atmosphere.
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On 4/21/2024 at 7:47 PM, Jake Adler said:
This is a bunch of bullshit
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6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
The Old Warrior's Tale
The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place.
"Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor.
"You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!"
He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama.
"I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!"
The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement.
"It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!"
A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.
Shitty edit feature- change cart to goalpost and grocery store to Jones Stadium
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The Old Warrior's Tale
The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place.
"Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor.
"You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!"
He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama.
"I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!"
The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement.
"It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!"
A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.
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9 minutes ago, The Dog said:
That's some bull junk.
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A.D Mitchell
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Its a bunch of bull junk