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Dennis Taylor

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  1. 2 hours ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

    So what exactly are the "character issues" causing Adonai to slide? Never heard anything of the sort while he was here or from Georgia fans...

    Its a bunch of bull junk

  2. Sons team played a playoff game junior year and DeSoto used the same locker room in the following game...the whole team was talking about Murphy, they'd never seen anything in person quite like him at that point lol. He's a freaking stud and can't wait for him to wreck shit in the league 

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  3. 3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

    It was me. Well, it was me that told the story. It was a friend of mine who did the rhinoplasty. It’s got to be out there somewhere. I’ve recapped it twice already, and I’m at work. Can someone more internet savvy than me do the search?

    It needs to be archived for posterity on @aggypedia

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  4. 55 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Sark's circle of trust just got much bigger. We'll see a lot more with Bond, Cook, Wingo, Golden, Bolden, Moore, and maybe even Niblett in small parts. We are deeper than Lisa Ann's asshole. The ball distribution will be fun to watch. 

     

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  5. 11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    Us “old people” never needed any of this fake A1 bullshit. 
    We had Vargas…..

     

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    Brat, have you heard of this new band called The Cars? They used that guy too. I was 10 and because very interested in them when this album was released 

     

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  6. 6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

     

    The Old Warrior's Tale

    The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place.

    "Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor.

    "You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!"

    He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama.

    "I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!"

    The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement.

    "It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!"

    A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.

     

     

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    Shitty edit feature- change cart to goalpost and grocery store to Jones Stadium 

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    The Old Warrior's Tale

    The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place.

    "Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor.

    "You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!"

    He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama.

    "I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!"

    The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement.

    "It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!"

    A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.

     

     

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