feces hurling monkey
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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:
Texas needs to hire this guy to fire chris plodsky......special assistant to the AD in charge of cutting the fucking heads off of dead wood
She's our lesbian and you can't have her.
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37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Great quote: "Which makes one wonder: if Kirk Ferentz has finally recognized that his son is not the right offensive coordinator for Iowa tomorrow, why is he still employed today? "
Because the new interim AD made the call, finally.
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I don't get why the head coach resigned. It's not like he pulled the trigger.
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I feel like Ferentz will finally quit when he wins a game 3-2. He'll be like Daniel Day Lewis at the end of 'There Will Be Blood', "I'm finished".
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He is the Pillsbury Throwboy part 2.
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On 7/19/2023 at 8:43 AM, Biff Tannen said:
I just bust out with "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!" randomly from time to time now.
Much to the chagrin of my wife, can't stop won't stop.
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17 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:
I have SVT. Have always been able to mostly control it with meds. The doctor said that the older I get the ability to control it with meds decreases. I am going to have an ablation done in mid-March. I know that it is a “regular routine” procedure but I am still not looking forward to it.
It isn't that bad. They get you in the room, give you some happy juice and it's all over with before you know it. The worst part was getting my groin shaved beforehand with an electric razor because I'm so ungodly ticklish in my nether regions. It's absolutely worth not having to deal with the episodes of SVT that I was dealing with. You'll be happy with getting it done.
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5 hours ago, tejas60 said:
owned by a scumbag that's also a sex offender. allegedly.
there are some cool casitas, though.
Do you have to pay extra for the diddling?
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2 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:
Those that think that’s normal behavior are probably getting dildos shoved in them by their wives on occasion.
You say that like its weird or something.
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Yikes. If this is the stuff that made it to the press it makes you wonder what else he was up to. Oh to be a fly on that surgery center's walls...
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I’m shocked that a Karl Dorrell coached team is ending up with a loss.
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I feel for Illinois getting fucked on that no TD call in the first half, even though Bielema is a FFR.
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13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
And you’re here to talk about it with us. What does that say about your life?
Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?
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You guys are getting buttfucked on national tv. By Kansas. lulz
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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:
Why was the game played at Kanye's place?
FIFY
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I know wrestling isn't a big thing here on the Surl, but Gopher wrestler and NCAA heavyweight champion Gable Steveson scored two takedowns in the last 12 seconds of the gold medal bout to seize the gold. Pretty badass.
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They "only" have 3 in golf. They must have a fuckton of wrestling.
36 I believe.
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Dumb question but how do you guys keep your pools from getting too hot in summer? Signed, guy from Minnesota who is moving to Texas soon and knows nothing about pools.
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Sue everybody!
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Ha ha....stupid Gophers!
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Google Marcus Lemonis deposition, that's how you do it.
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Got married at Jekyll Island. Dining options 11 years ago this Friday were quite limited. I remember picking my brother up at JAX and stopping at a Waffle House which was quite good. Also, I had the best Buffalo wings ever at Marshside Grill, but I am hardly a big wing eater. You'll find much better options on St. Simons Island. We went back and stayed at Sea Island for an anniversary trip and this is highly recommended, just an awesome place. Good luck, hopefully dining options have changed since 2007 but it is still a fun place.
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No shit that was weird. Team didn't even try to give him a Gatorade bath either.