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Texaus

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  1. Put some barn doors and a fold out deck on it
  2. Subscribed.
  3. Had a single buddy visiting for a few days from out of state. It was general knowledge that he was on the hunt for older ladies while down here. Last night before he left, wife and I were sitting around talking and she asks him how the puma hunting went. Took both of us a second before we looked at each other and started snickering.
  4. Yawn
  5. There’s a huge penis on that
  6. I miss them
  7. Man, I bet that thing’s a pussy magnet. Lulz
  8. That dude fucks
  9. That a nice wave! Can’t wait for my kids to start this
  10. Over/under on foreign cocks she smokes?
  11. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Nothing to fear? Don’t they jam a tube up your ass and continue jamming it up there for quite an impressive distance? Fuck that
  12. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Haven’t had one. Im 40 and the prospect of getting one of these is terrifying. You’d have thought medical science would have progressed to the point where this procedure was only necessary after some other, less invasive, screening method indicated a need.
  13. There was a vid of girl shotgunning bottle of jagermeiester and chasing with a Red Bull somewhere... I just did that. Not looking forward to coworkers on tusdayi
  14. Why the fuck aren’t you running the ball against a prevent d
  15. Just run the option with these field conditions
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