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Texaus

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  1. Just run the option with these field conditions
  2. Wish they’d order up some OG 4loko instead
  3. Putting anything frozen on my grill would be grounds for an ass whooping.
  4. 5 months, 50 posts. Where the tites at?
  5. the fuck is that? jeebus
  6. Your wife know what a teabag is?
  7. I pulled it outta your mom last night. No damages suffered.
  8. Another great opportunity for a bj. Wish I had one of these switches now... Me:turn switch off Her:babe, dishwasher’s broken! Me: I’ll get the tools out and fix that tomorrow, but you’ll owe me Her: so lucky to have you around! Me: Flip switch to on before she gets home. Her(later that night): sllllurpslurrp,
  9. How many housewives have answered the door ready to fuck?
  10. I had never seen the Randy Travis one. That. Was. Awesome.
  11. I do something like that every now and then just so I can get a blowjob later after she fucks it up. Totally worth the price of a roast.
  12. I know nothing about the fish/ski models. A deckboat maybe? In you price range, I’d suggest looking for used bowrider. I’d stay away from the bottom tier brands like Tahoe, bayliner. Look at some I/o cobalt, chaparral, regal, crownline boats. Go big on engine size and get the duoprop.
  13. I bet you could get a hell of a deal on the place. Maybe you should make chad an offer before realtors get involved and he has to spend money fixin it up?
  14. Muchos gracias everyone. Dr. Office said 1-3 weeks before surgery scheduled. Although I’m scared of the spinal injection, I am considering one, reluctantly, while I wait. Can anyone describe that procedure? How bad is it? Keep in mind I have to take a Xanax before I go to the dentist for a cleaning.
  15. Ha! You noticed I was up posting at 4am. Seriously, the lack of sleep from this shit is really wearing me down. It’s my understanding that after recovery, with laminectomy you basically get your old life back 100%.
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