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Posts posted by Horns1
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10 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:
On FB Market shit. My wife sold like 6 old glass mugs for $2. Set them on the porch, they were going to put the $2 under the mat. First person flaked out so I brought them back in. Then set them back out a couple of days later for the second buyer. They never showed up either. This happened about 3 more times. Finally, I set them out. Waited until she was asleep. Took them to my work and threw them away then stopped at the ATM, took out $20. Stopped at a bar and got a beer to break up the $20. Then stuck $2 bucks under the mat.
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Well done. What are you asking her to sell next?
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Just hand Cody the jackpot and get it over with. No drama or intrigue to see here folks. Nicole made sure of that.Â
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14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:
I can’t match some Yankee basement/man cave but I’ll play a weak hand of a home office/mini cave/bourbon vault-closet. Pictures to come when it’s all put together.Â
Looking real sharp so far Bill.  Looking forward to seeing the glamour shots later on.Â
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8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:
Anybody relieved they don’t have to watch a garbage team shoot itself in the dick repeatedly today?
fuck you, Tom.
Preach.Â
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Got 'er dun. Southpark Meadows, got in line at 6:40 this morning for the 7am poll opening. Line wrapped around behind the building, but was in my truck driving away at 7:13 Very pleased with the process.Â
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37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
If she needs to get felt just send her here
That was good. I chuckled.
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On 8/22/2020 at 7:38 PM, Nuge said:
Here's my contribution.
Good call. Discovered this one a few weeks ago and it's now on the "keep in stock' list.
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
If the nips can’t open the bottles, her camel toe certainly toe. Â
Âsince finding out those bottles weren’t even twist-offs, I’m oddly aroused by her.  I’ve always liked a good nipple.
I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened.....but that's ok, I'll allow it. That's not really the feature attraction here anyway.
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Judas Priest - Stained Class
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Where are you guys finding “00” flour? Checked 3 HEB’s in south Austin .... no luck.Â
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34 minutes ago, wd40 said:
Username...... blue and yellow can in background..... something something.....
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Nice job everyone, but SurlyBDR is owning this thread. MOAR please.
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Smoking some Beef  “Dino” ribs- sides of crock pot of pinto beans, scalloped corn, Brussel sprouts, potato salad.  Chips, salsas, queso, Jalapenio-pimento cheese dip, guacamole.Â
Peach cobbler with some 1905 vanilla ice cream. -
Hit: Everyone in Breaking Bad.
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8 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:
Me: "Is that closer to the east or west elevators?"
This is on you. That’s where you fucked up right there, hitting her with a trick question right off the bat.Â
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Cranked up all or parts of 2112, A Farewell to Kings, All The World’s a Stage, Caress of Steel, and Hemispheres tonight. Drum solo after “Working Man” on ATWAS......phenomenal. All of it though, so damn good. Such a talented writer, aside from the sheer musical ability. Sucks. Farewell to (the) KING.Â
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7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
Is this a situation where you just learned the term "power bottom" and couldn't wait to shoehorn it into a sentence?Â
That sir, was solid gold. Well done.Â
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Been kinda sick the last couple weeks, lots of nose blowing and coughing. Worked a half day Christmas Eve, and kinda felt like I needed to sit on the throne before leaving the office, but we just finished locking up and were ready to leave, so decided to tough it out till I got home.. Then while driving, I remembered I still had to get some booze for BIL’s present as well as some eggnog the wife wanted, so stopped at Twin Liquor real quick. Got out of truck, walking into the store and a sudden major cough erupts. Let’s just say that’s not the only thing that erupted the moment I coughed. Damn near made it the whole year dammit. Still got what I needed at Twin though.Â
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Bregman woke up. Sweet.
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Bregman comes through thank god
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Damn, thanks for all the feedback.  Can't say I am really surprised, as no specific places seem to resonate for that region, ( like Franklin, Snow's, Mueller's, etc do for Central Texas) . It's apparently just a mythological thought that KC has great BBQ. Oh well, still have bourbon and football.
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Headed up there for Texans vs Chiefs next weekend. Did a little preliminary online scouting, and have Slaps, Joe's, Jack Stack, and Bryant's on the radar, but looking for some solid "first hand" recs from anyone that's experienced the Que scene up there. Â
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19 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:
added grilled onions and jalapenos.
Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load
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What Happens in Your Brain When You Add 47 and 28?
in Lulz
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Seriously? Is it that hard to do the ol' 8+7 = 15, carry the one to the tens place? I think I learned that in first or second grade.Â