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    7 hours ago, Bluemoon3287 said:

    I said it last year - we’ve got Tebow without the decision making or the wins....simple as that

    Take Tebow  and make him not as strong,  not as quick, reduce his IQ by about 70 percent, and somehow a worse passer. Then take Tony Romo and extract his choke gene, magnify it by 100, and stick it in the mix. Then you get Ehlinger. 

  2. 1 minute ago, horncyclist said:
    2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:
    We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium

    I mean 11 AM CT game time. You wonder what that does to them. Really. Circadian rhythm and shit.

    According to the all access they wake up super early for practice then go to class then take a nap. Had a whole segment with Omenihu going around showing the naps. Those probably happen between 11 and 1. 

  3. 1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

    Sure, let him be him.  Off camera.  I've always liked the guy, but there's a time to let it go, and that was about six years ago.

    You're a big jerk. 

  4. 19 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

    Is that the guy who started various games’ threads every Saturday on Shaggy? I’m going to assume he is, in which case his schtick fucking reeked of desperation and approval-seeking, and led me to wonder how much of his weekends he’d spend trying to white knight local strippers with promises to put them through school, pay off their loans, etc.

    So to answer your question, Nicole: who gives a flying fuck? 

    That fucker does like white knighting strippers. Says he cares about them hoes and wants to take care of them so they dont have to hoe it up anymore. What a fucking cunt. 

  5. 6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

    I already cried this morning because my son is old enough to be gaslighted.

    He was molested by futureman. Gas lit his bunghole. Futureman is a chimo

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