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chimney on wrong end of barrel, sucks instead of draws
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Hit 3 skunks in one night driving back roads between Waco and Dallas to avoid I35 construction back in the 90s. They were staying warm on the center stripes i guess. Fortunately, was driving a rental. Smelled horrible, kept checking under car to make sure no bodies were caught underneath.
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4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
Seems if I'm in med school decided what to specialize in, proctologist would be pretty damn far down the list.
Unless you play golf as well...gonna get in at least18 holes every day!
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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
What kind of doc do you see for roids?
Colorectal surgeon aka proctologist
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20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
Not fecal matter but a combo of fluid and blood. I have a wad of TP stuck in my ass crack. Fuck me.
Pain+blood is usually an anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid
Pain+nasty drainage suggests an abcess or hemorrhoids so swollen that stool is leaking.
Both you unfortunates need to see a surgeon (colorectal) to properly diagnose and treat.
Meanwhile, fiber supplements, warm tub soaks, topical lidocaine. Avoid anal receptive intercourse. $3.50
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6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:
I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish.
2% alcohol?
I'm sure it will be better next year.
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Sometimes it can be pretty thick. Makes for a much more tender bite to have cut it up or removed it. Doesn't render down as well as the fat does
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Smoked 3 racks of baby backs last night. Paper towel method for the membrane removal worked great! Thanks for helping me elevate my rib game. Had struggled with trying to cut it off. Was worried that pulling would tear the ribs.
3-2-1 on offset with mesquite. Salt and pepper rub with apple cider vinegar spritz. So good.
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I feel like I owe Jitter some sort of an apology. Guess I'll give up Indian food now.
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Any idea what temp you're cooking at? Thats a pretty fast smoke. I've grown weary of stripping the membrane--I just crosshatch the shit out of it and saves a lot of prep time
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On 3/2/2020 at 5:49 PM, tbone_ said:
I thought it was supposed to be Jitter Fields.I was near the opposite end zone on the punt. I also blamed Jitter for over 30 years till read it was Curry OTOS a few years back. Blame the double boot flask.
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I find it interesting that the young man's comment is not really anti-Semetic unless you filter it through a negative stereotype owned by the listener. "I'll pick up these coins because I'm the Jew"
Probably not because his family is destitute or cheap. Because his parents have taught him all money has value?
I pick up coins,too. Always have. (OK, I'm cheap)
Went to Anderson as many years ago. Would have been expelled for the jokes we made back then.
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Bump.
I've been a 3-2-1 method @250 on an offset smoker. Have always just used salt and pepper w ACV spritz, but am interested in glazes. What kind of wood are you glazers using? Any type wood to avoid?
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#4 on texas toast. Always. Double meat if I need a reward.
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What a sweet dagger for those shitheads.
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Horrible called strike 3
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Really not sure what happens with the coach now, but super proud of the players for stepping up and winning despite the distractions. Hook 'em!
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Yes to the diplomatico. Just don't start a run on it.
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Lincoln Riley watches reruns of the Bachelor.
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Point of order. It's the OU game. RRS is acceptable from a journalistic but not a conversational perspective.
RRR is just not tolerable. Back on thread, we stomp a mudhole in them after watching a weeks worth of Horns down on film.
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Too young for Montana Mining Co, but started with Jim when he was at Balboa Cafe on 6th while I was at UT. Found him wherever he landed after that. He was a good man. Could not have a bad time with Jim around.
And he and Linda invented the Mexican martini.
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Spent way too many nights at the Renegade there
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Had something pithy about the Auburn logo until I saw the Brazilian logo above. Never mind. Absolutely belongs on a tee shirt.
Surly kids who can't get into UT
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I've had 2 graduate from UT and 2 from Arky in last 8 yrs. Loved the arkansas experience. Good business school (Sam Walton). Supply chain management is their signature business degree. Greek life was solid for them without the exorbitant costs of UT. Given lower housing and overall cost of living in fayetteville, was less expensive there than UT. Fantastic place to visit as parents.
Both graduated on time, and got good jobs back here in Austin. winner, winner