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Gambrinus

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  1. Hit 3 skunks in one night driving back roads between Waco and Dallas to avoid I35 construction back in the 90s. They were staying warm on the center stripes i guess. Fortunately,  was driving a rental. Smelled horrible, kept checking under car to make sure no bodies were caught underneath.

  2. 20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    Not fecal matter but a combo of fluid and blood.  I have a wad of TP stuck in my ass crack.  Fuck me.

    Pain+blood is usually an anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid

    Pain+nasty drainage suggests an abcess or hemorrhoids so swollen that stool is leaking.

    Both you unfortunates need to see a surgeon (colorectal) to properly diagnose and treat.

    Meanwhile, fiber supplements, warm tub soaks, topical lidocaine.  Avoid anal receptive intercourse.  $3.50

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  3. Smoked 3 racks of baby backs last night. Paper towel method for the membrane removal worked great! Thanks for helping me elevate my rib game. Had struggled with trying to cut it off. Was worried that pulling would tear the ribs.

    3-2-1 on offset with mesquite.  Salt and pepper rub with apple cider vinegar spritz. So good.

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  4. I find it interesting that the young man's comment is not really anti-Semetic unless you filter it through a negative stereotype owned by the listener. "I'll pick up these coins because I'm the Jew"  

    Probably not because his family is destitute or cheap. Because his parents have taught him all money has value?

    I pick up coins,too. Always have. (OK, I'm cheap)

    Went to Anderson as many years ago. Would have been expelled for the jokes we made back then.

     

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