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Elihu Smails

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  1. On 6/28/2019 at 4:21 PM, TexArcher said:

    Go fuck yourself.

    Actually, you go fuck yourself.  Your avatar is an illiterate, unemployed retard that was 1-3 vs OU in his 4 years of learning to read at texas...and he's the best QB in the history of program.  Lulz.

     

    Because OU > texas in every possible way, many of you claim OU cheats (even though we could never match up to the cheating epicenter, the Southworst conference.  Also here's a little texas tidbit:

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    The Dallas Morning News


    UT BOOSTERS GAVE PLAYERS CASH, GIFTS

    Athletes say practice was routine; Akers `surprised' 
    Laura Miller Copyright 1986, The Dallas Morning News The Dallas Morning News (DAL) + _____ 
    Published: March 26, 1986

    28 former Texas players, whose careers spanned the period from 1978 to 1985, 11 said they accepted cash payments -- in some cases amounting to more than $10,000 -- while they were playing football at Texas.

    "I am really, I am surprised,' Akers said.

     

    Hmmmm....cheating AND sucking  Hook 'em!

     

    As far as "winning at all cost" look up Sergio Kindle and the dangers of "texting and driving" by Mack Brown...lol . Imagine an OU player getting a DUI and then 6 months later smashing a car into an apartment building at 2:30 AM, vomiting and then leaving the scene of the accident AND THEN being suspended ZERO games.  Needed to keep him eligible for your last Big XII title, 10 years ago.

    https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=4294788

     

     

    In summation, watching your faces as you sulked out of Jerry World was priceless....you'd think you poor little bastards would be used to it by now.  Enjoy the 5-peat.

     

     

    Anyway, enjoy your thin-skinned circle jerk, and finally.....

     

    Big 12 Conference Championship Football

     

    Take the loss, pussy.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  2. 1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

    Jesus, dude.  You're spending an entire beautiful summer day trolling your rival's website?  How pathetic and empty is your life?  This is sad.

    Just got back from the Baha Mar in Nassau...they're using the blue bracelets this year.  You couldn't afford the utility closet at the Baha Mar.

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  3. 8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

    Nope. Lost those games fair and square. Refs were in the bag for the Big XII title game though. Let me guess, you’re a mouth breathing retard. I know you are because you’re from Oklahoma. At least you shitty human beings stopped recruiting wife beaters though so kudos.

    Knew it....can spot it from a mile away.  Heh.

     

     

    You notice that 99% of your fellow horn fans aren't defending you right now?  They're embarrassed for you.  Texas played a damn good game, but OU was the better team that day...the horns were the better team in October.  *see how easy that is

     

    As for you, little boy, you're weak...parents were probably weak too; if you had parents.

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  4. 3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    Oh yes. This is the good stuff. Using the word "cuck" unironically. Cloak rooming the football board. Pure Sooner.

    Calling a spade a spade.

     

    Both teams played balls out for 4 quarters and I'm not taking anything away from the horns, it was a great game.  But, losing by double digits and blaming the refs, is pretty weak.  I've noticed most horn fans have NOT resorted to blaming the refs....although horn fans ever complaining about the refs is glorious.  I won't mention anything political again, even though I'm spot-on with cuck boy.

     

    If you've noticed, he hasn't denied it, 'cause that's what he is.

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  5. 16 hours ago, Scholz said:

    Penalties:

    Texas - 13 for 130 yds

    OU - 5 for 60 yds (a couple meaningless ones late to make the disparity not so obvious)

    Look, I don’t mind losing a fair game and the midget played great, but the Big XII had their fingers on the scale that game to make more money from the playoffs. It was plain as day. A fairly called game and we win just like in October and deep down you know it even if you’re not honest enough to admit it.

    So, did the refs cheat for Maryland, O-state, and WV too?  Or are you just being a beta cuck over OU losses...  Let me take a wild guess, you're also an avid leftist?  You don't have to answer, I know you are by how weak you sound.  Scoreboard, pussy.

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  6. 3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

    That little fucker needs to buy a lot of insurance.  He is going to get his tiny collarbone snapped like a twig after Suh gets done with him.    

    That's what was said all year last and he never missed one play.  The pros are a different story when it comes to staying healthy, we'll see.

     

    He can always fall back on his passing:  top 5 passing efficiency in CFB history...

    Rk Player Rate Year School
    1 Tua Tagovailoa* 199.4 2018 Alabama
    2 Kyler Murray* 199.2 2018 Oklahoma
    3 Baker Mayfield* 198.9 2017 Oklahoma
    4 Baker Mayfield* 196.4 2016 Oklahoma
    5 Russell Wilson* 191.8 2011 Wisconsin
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  7. 4 hours ago, Player said:

    Didn't want to neg you, but felt like I owed it to you. *

    * Not really, I thoroughly enjoyed negging your worthless okie ass. You can't misappropriate that phrase from Sam, especially after he hung it on your pussy qb. 

    Was this before or after Kyler kicked his ass in the title game?  Maybe Sam can sell Kyler insurance down the line.

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  8. 3 hours ago, Scholz said:

    Buy the refs, 12 toe.  You know it's true too otherwise you'd just laugh it off.

    Are you sure you're not an aggie?  You sound like an aggie.

     

    Watch the last TD by OU where the TE, Calcaterra makes the one-handed catch.  He was held and even arm-barred, with his left arm being taken out by the defender.

     

    Did he cry about the refs?  No, he just caught it one-handed and put the game to bed.

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  9. 4 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:
    Texas leads, 62–47–5
     

     cherry pick all you want but this shit right here is fact . its 5:22 and you and ou still suck . 

    Currently, more consecutive Big XII titles than the horns have in the history of the program. 

     

     

    But enjoy those '20s leather helmet wins, bruh.

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  10. 1 hour ago, Scholz said:

    Yeah if the refs are in the bag.  Like the Big XII refs were that game since blowu had a shot to get into the playoffs.

    take the loss, pussy

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