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smwhorn

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  1. Well UH discriminates. Everyone knows that. Time to file a lawsuit. https://www.chron.com/sports/cougars/article/Lawsuit-accuses-UH-of-discrimination-in-football-14363564.php
  2. Surly poster forgot snek at TSA checkpoint? https://www.chron.com/news/article/TSA-says-traveler-forgot-snake-at-Newark-security-14364964.php Apparently the snek will not be returned to its rightful owner.
  3. or any other thread. please.
  4. crap. just saw it in the Astros thread. my bad. please don't delete user.
  5. Sort of. https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-Octavio-Dotel-arrested-drug-ring-Dominican-14364187.php
  6. Just finished The Outsider. Very good read. Definitely worth the effort. I first started reading King when Salem's Lot came out. I was about 13. That was a long damn time ago. I just keep asking myself book after book -- how the fuck does he think this shit up?
  7. mofo says we're starting to bore him.
  8. That's probably a good point. Maybe I should revise it to add something like "that graduated in four years."
  9. Fake news. No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas). Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.
  10. He smokes about $40K per month. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2849549-mike-tyson-says-he-smokes-about-40k-of-marijuana-every-month?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=referral That seems like a lot. Not judging. Just commenting. He is a heavyweight.
  11. Bump. Any Surlyfolk seen this movie?
  12. Well call me scared then. He's looked shaky over the last month. We fucking need him.
  13. Go fuck yourself. 0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games. 1-3. 4.66 ERA in last 30 games. Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.
  14. http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.
  15. Never played it. Not once. As a freshman in Jester, we would stay up night after night in those lounges by the elevator lobby and play 42. A significant portion of my mediocre GPA is attributable to this fine game.
  16. Ichiro. Yordan is a lot like Ichiro.
  17. Are we talking 42 or are we talking that stupid fucking line 'em up on the table dominoes?
  18. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27327049/the-20-most-amazing-astounding-facts-year-home-run didn't see this posted yet . . .
  19. That's a good point actually. I'm wondering (but too lazy to look it up even though I started the thread) if there are stats for average distance of the HRs this season vs. previous seasons. If you have the same guys hitting balls farther this year than in others, that I think helps support the conspiracy theory.
  20. This is not very polite. Hilarious, but not very polite. I also laughed out loud.
  21. Don't know how long he'll be there. Sooner, though, rather than later, he'll be a head coach in EnnEffEll.
  22. in college football. At least according to these guys. https://fanbuzz.com/college-football/15-electric-cfb-entrances/?utm_term=fb&utm_content=buffer6595a&utm_medium=buffer&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=fb&fbclid=IwAR0Z7AT0cHAHcVNiR9evTIZpoC9V2vqzNsppSbsO55rMxUSakCvgxS7Hgx0 In case anyone on Surly cares or otherwise gives a shit about what these people (no racist) say. Or if we have an electric entrance.
  23. smwhorn

    D'onta Foreman

    Stupid fucking post. This is on DF and no one else.
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