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  1. 3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    You are navel lint to me, intellectually. The “nearly every poster” premise is based on the reality that you’ve spent the better part of your time here going back and forth with a rube that most of us have on ignore for the same reasons your unentertaining and unintelligent ass should be.

    Unfortunately, you’ll be banned here shortly when you get to 100 negs. I’d enjoy watching you actually show back up here on 9/8 or 9/9. That might be giving you too much credit, I guess. 

    In any event, this is just a friendly reminder that Texas is superior to your school in just about every statistical, quantifiable way across any industry/academic/athletic vertical. You aren’t worth the sweat off of our balls, dufus. 

    Complete sentences. Multiple paragraphs. You just might be the King of the Idiots. Congratulations man! 

    For not being worth the sweat off your balls y’all sure have spent a lot of time responding back to me. It has certainly made watching this Saints game more entertaining. But seeing as I will be banned shortly I hope you have nice year. Hopefully that immense intelligence and delusional thought that your superior to everyone else can bring you some gratification because I don’t see the Longhorn football team bringing much joy to your perfect life this season. Luckily, you definitely seem like the type of person with a lot of friends and other activities to pursue. 

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  2. Just now, closetojumping said:

    Watching a fucking LSU fan attempt to talk smack about intellect is rich shit. I was doxxed as Greg Davis today on another board and watching this rube try to tell us how stupid we are has been the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. 

    I don’t know what I was expecting from LSU dipshits, but academic and intellectual smack wasn’t it. It’s fucking mindblowing, and awesome. 

    What’s mind blowing is the lack of reading comprehension and original thoughts on this site. With the exception of a couple posters nearly every poster I’ve encountered, including yourself, seem to operate at about a 5th grade level. That’s actually being quite generous. 

    Its ok. I wouldn’t expect you to understand much of what I’m saying. Hey, Hookem though bro!

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  3. 3 minutes ago, TriStone said:

    Jesus man, read your posts.  Triggering?  Snowflakes?  Calling people internet tough guy?  If you can't be anything more than a cliche as old as the internet itself then just go back to secrant.

    I’m just here to tell y’all the truth. Hopefully it will at least soften the blow when you suffer an inevitable defeat at the hands of Coach O and the rest of the inbred swamp donkeys! 

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  4. 8 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

    Aranda is too predictable.  He has 2 coverage schemes: Cover 4 and man-free.  His CBs are essentially ALWAYS in man coverage.  They can always be taken out of the play by running the Z and X WRs down the field as long as the QB holds the ball long enough for the DBs to turn and run.  This leaves LBs trying to fly out of the box trying to cover the flats.  Florida, Bama and UCF repeatedly exploited this weakness with jet sweep, swing pass and RB screen action.  Texas did that to a lot of teams including Georgia.  LSU also is very conservative and doesn't like to blitz.  The usual answer is zone blitz - bringing 4 from 6 defenders at or near the LOS.  That's part of the reason their athletes produced a slightly below average pass rush last season.

    Orlando runs a much more complex variety of coverages and blitzes.  That may be why Texas struggles early in the season as even the smart players Herman recruits take time to master it.  But an OC cannot count on any given defender being where he expects.  Orlando uses a fair amount of cover 2, which makes the CBs available as immediate force run defenders from the edge.  Unlike Aranda, diagnosing man vs zone doesn't tell the offense where the safeties will be and who is responsible for which zone.

    For example LSU runs match quarters Cover 4 as their zone.  CBs in man, 2 deep safeties and 3 LBs underneath.  Weaknesses are the flats, wide seams with only 3 underneath defenders that can be attacked with checkdowns or QB scrambles.  If they go man-free the best mismatches will be a LB on the #2 slot or TE and the other LB vs RB in space.  If the RB comes across the formation the coverage responsibilities get confused and either the RB or the #2 slot will be wide open.  Also vulnerable to delayed QB draw once the coverage defenders turn their backs.

    Thank you for showing me that a Texas fan can put together a solid post. I was losing hope. I look forward to seeing if y’all can take advantage of our predictable defense. 

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  5. 7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Yeah, we also have Collin Johnson, Malcom Epps, Brennan Eagles, Keontay Ingram. Y'all have a true frosh RB, a below average qb, and zero wr close to 1000 yards. Your 5* wr had zero tds and 192 yards. Is Jordan Jefferson back? He's your only hope. 

    1. Jordan Jefferson was a terrible QB

    2. We have Justin Jefferson coming back though. He had 875 receiving yards. Although not overwhelming I’d say that is kind of close to 1000

    3. Our starting RB is Edwards-helaire who is not a freshman. The true freshman is better though so I’d want to see Edwards-Helaire if I were y’all. 

    4. Our WRs are extremely talented, superior to yours and hopefully our offense will allow them to showcase their skill sets.

    5. Joe Burrow is a better than average QB and you will soon respect him. 

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  6. 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    No shit. How many WR's had 1000 yards? Their new RB came in with a whopping 400 yds rushing. But sure, Burrow is way more talented than Sam. Maybe at giving blow jobs 

    Lol, this is like the third time that you’ve proven you cant read. I said Y’all had the advantage at QB. I hope you’re somewhere close to 11 years old because if you’re any older I have serious concerns about the quality of life you’re gonna be able to lead.

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  7. 18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

    Right. So Texas fans are delusional, Texas isn't much, if any better than 2018 Miami, and the result of this game will be very similar to that one. All things you said. But you're not saying they'll dominate... Perhaps no one comprehends your posts because you're full of shit.

    Done with this troll. Happy to welcome LSU or any other visiting fans in good faith, but that's not why you're here.

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    Bud, there was no coming here in good faith. I knew that when reading page after page of delusional trash talk. 

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  8. 17 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

    Texas got it's normal complement of turnovers vs Georgia and dominated them.  LSU got DOUBLE their usual number of TOs and a big ST play and looked slightly better.  Basically Texas beat UGa with its normal game.  LSU needed a huge anomaly of a performance to accomplish the same thing.

    What are you on about? Talking about “accomplishing the same thing”. You could have just said, “Yes BasedTiger, LSU did play better against GA than Texas did.”

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  9. 3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Since we won't, will you be back here to accept your beating, Daddy98?

    Geez man, I’ve already said I would be. This board’s inability to grasp even the simplest sentences in the English language is astounding to say the least and thats coming from an ‘inbred swamp donkey’ or whatever one guy called me. 

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  10. 16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

    Lol, spare me the troll bullshit. When you use "light years from Bama" as a negative description of Texas it has the obvious implication that Texas causes little worry because LSU is much closer to mighty Bama. 1.) They aren't. 2.) That's a very aggy way to look at things.

    You're answering questions? Without any empty, disproven secsecsec rhetoric or vague statements about coaching wizardry (Herman has gotten the better of Aranda in the past and we won't see a meaningful snap of LSU's "new" offense until the game), what actually makes you think LSU is going to dominate this game?

    Again, I never said we would dominate. I said we would win. Aggies are looking better and better by the minute. At least they know how to read. 

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  11. 14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

    Listen, you inbred Cajun swamp trash.

    If you think LSU beat Georgia more impressively than Texas did, then you didn't watch the Sugar Bowl.  We fucking manhandled them.  And, as already pointed out, y'all beat them at home.

    And Texas will be better than we were last year.  You're probably hearing about all the starters we lost on D, but what you don't know is that most of them weren't very good and they've been replaced by blue chips.  What we lost in experience, we made up in athleticism.  And we have one of the best defensive coordinators in the country.  They'll be ready.

    On the other side, we're loaded at WR, we have two talented RBs, and Sam is the best player on the field.  If you don't blitz, he'll throw for 350.  If you do blitz, he'll run for 200.  We're going to score points on you.  And you're not going to be able to keep up.

    The best part is that you're gonna try to beat us by throwing the ball around with a bunch of kids who aren't used to throwing the ball around.  We might have the best secondary in the country.  And y'all don't exactly have Lincoln Riley over there.

    You're gonna lose.  And Louisiana is still gonna be a shithole state.

    I did watch the sugar bowl. You must have not watched the LSU/Georgia game. LSU has superior talent at every position on the field with the exception of QB and OT. Sam will not be the best player on the field, that designation belongs to Grant Delpit, whom he will become very acquainted with. I hope hurling insults makes you feel better about this week two loss. Man I thought I had a disdain for Aggie fans but they assured me Texas fans are worse and even more delusional than they are. This might have been one of the first things they were right about. Hey, good luck scoring all of those points your talking about though. Hopefully y’all can put up a lot of points on La Tech. I guess a 1-1 record against Louisiana teams this season is a win for texas.  After all, y’all have been pretty bad since your fall from Glory following your victory against USC. 

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  12. 1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

    Lol, is an LSU fan seriously trying to talk down another team by calling them "light years from being Bama," as if they're some sort of peer to Alabama? LSU didn't just get shut out by Bama at home. They got shut out at Bama at home for the second consecutive time. LSU has not scored on Bama in Tiger Stadium since 2014. No one on LSU's current roster has ever participated in a game at Tiger Stadium where LSU scored a single point against Alabama.

    By every meaningful metric, LSU is just as far from "being Bama" as Texas is. If that's the measuring stick you want to use, should be a good game!

    I think you’re missing the point. We’re not playing Bama on September 7th. We’re playing Texas. Obviously I don’t think we are on the same level as Bama as they have beaten us 8 times in a row. I’ll be here to answer any more questions you have though. I know reading comprehension is hard. 

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  13. 2 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

    We don't even have a common team to compare results with Bama ... ... wait ...

    I can only assume you are talking about Georgia and I’m gonna say it one more time and in simpler language this time. Here we go. “We beat georgia worse than you did”. There we go. Was that simple enough?

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  14. 2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

    Do you truly believe the 2019 Texas Longhorns and 2018 Miami Hurricanes football teams are comparable? Even if 2019 LSU is better than 2018, I have a really hard time believing that's what your heart is telling you. 

    I think they are very comparable with the biggest exception being the QB position. I expect your golden boy to look more like Nick Fitzgerald(although not that bad) and less like Cam newton in this game though. 

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