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12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
For all the warts this team has, including the one up top, they are gritty and fight to the end.
Texas Tech says....
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Is she still married to Chucky? I haven't seen the recent shows
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Prong thinks that if you shotgun a dog to death, it ends up looking like it's a precious sleeping pup, y'know, like those adorable Pound Puppies from the 80s - probably all slaughtered by repug maga governors.
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1 hour ago, Bookman said:
Did she at least eat the goat?
Buried the goat in a somber and reverent religious ceremony. Ate the dog.
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"And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has never even met the plaintiff. Well, maybe once or twice, I don't know, people say there are pictures. Look, he meets a lot of people, ok? He's very popular and when you're popular everyone wants to meet you and get a picture and the flashes go off and it's like flash, pop, pop pop pop. Like popcorn, right? All the popping and then you eat it and it's like you aren't eating anything at all, but it tastes so good. So good. But not the bailiff. The bailiff, look, the bailiff, ahhhhhhh. And the plaintiff. Some very good people are saying that she isn't the plaintiff, but she is, and she isn't, she isn't even the defendant's type, and he never met her before. Thank you."
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15 minutes ago, B00M said:
Texas is winning this shit fest like 21-20.
...and blind?
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SEVEN hit batters?! Well, at least someone is happy with tonight's game...
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On 4/15/2024 at 1:33 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
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Biden in Dallas, March 20:
QuoteBut, look, I know everyone is not feeling the enthusiasm. Just the other day a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, “Mr. President, I have crushing debt, and I’m completely wiped out.” And I had to look at him and say, “Donald, I’m sorry. I can’t help you.” I thought about it, but I just couldn’t do it.
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