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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
Dodge Charger small dick mobile
What do you drive?
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My favorite game of the year lolz
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I missed a phone call from CDC today and have not made any contact with Belmont that would have precipitated such a call. Is he just proactively calling everyone, now?
Nice humble brag
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Virginia -16
Kansas +26.5
Penn state +20
Okie state -7
BYU -40.5
Minnesota -13.5
Indiana +9.5
Texas +5.5
Virginia Tech -4
Nebraska -4.5
K State +2.5
Tulsa -2.5
Wake Forest -7
OU -18
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My sis, lives in NYC and is a crazy psycho liberal, practices seagull management during the holidays. Flies in, shits all over everything, then bails leaving us to deal with the mess. She hates my stepmother with every ounce of her soul and stepmom's unwavering support of Trump has only exacerbated the feelings.
Last year, she brought her dog that shits and pisses on everything to my Dad and stepmom’s house. Stepmom had just spent a considerable sum of money redoing large portions of the house. At some point, my sister is out shopping or something and my stepmom locked the dog in a room to avoid having the dog shit and piss all over her house (sidenote, Stepmom has a yip dog that shits and pisses all over their house). Sister’s dog goes apeshit being locked up and claws/scratches/bites up 2 brand new doors, completely ruining them. Meltdown ensues by both parties where various insults are thrown and ends with my mother in law forcing my dad to give my sister a bill for about $7k to fix the doors and my sister telling my dad his wife is a cunt and he should divorce her even though they’ve been married for 30 years. Nobody has spoken in a year but sis is coming back this year with the dog. Can’t wait. Thanksgiving!
What kind of dog does she have?
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Rough week brother
Lol you’re telling me. Took OU +7.5 live and covered my ass but still obviously had a rough day.
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K state - 14 vs WVU
Cinci -14 @ Charlie
TCU -3.5 @ Tech
OU -10 @ Baylor
Florida -7 @ Mizzou
LSU -21 @ Ole Miss
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Lol commentators baffled with Charlie clock management ... “what the hell just happened... you wonder what the coaches were thinking”
“They’re gonna go to bed tonight with two timeouts”
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At least you didn’t start a thread for a game that was 31-0 at the time & post the wrong channel.
I do kinda dig S. Fla’s unis tonight though.
Really? Those unis are fucking awful.
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I definitely like Purdue in this spot as well
Arbitrage... Purdue @ NW
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Where I’m flushing my money down the toilet this week:
Temple -2 @ South Florida
Tulsa +17 vs Central Florida
Notre Dame -7.5 @ Duke
South Carolina -4.5 vs Appalachian State
Penn State -7 @ Minnesota
Purdue -1.5 @ Purdue
Us -6.5 scares me to death...
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Pitt -7.5 @ Georgia tech
K state -6 @ Kansas
Smu + 6 @ Memphis
Tennessee -12 vs UAB
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Texas pk
South Carolina -4.5
Navy -3.5
Pitt -4
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Shane B is Matt Sarrison
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I've been doing something I started doing with college basketball last week with is stringing together large parlays with overwhelming favorites. It pays about even money, but I've been having good luck.
I’ve thought about doing this but my book typically doesn’t offer ML on games with ~13+ point spreads. How many games do you typically string together?
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While we are sharing our sucker parlays...
Army -4 @ Georgia State
Florida -5 @ USC
LSU -18.5 @ miss state
Baylor +4 @ okie lite
Iowa State -7 @ tech
Penn State -7.5 vs Michigan
$20 -> $620
Counting on some road warriors
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I think he’s down but not sure how you overturn it unless they have another angle
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Announcers- such a great idea to have qb walk to sideline for play call every play.
3 seconds later- burn timeout because didn’t have time to get play setup.
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Welp I’m gonna be out a few bucks.
USA came up short on 3 decisive 3rd/4th and 1’s by running out of shotgun and getting stuffed behind LOS. I don’t get it.
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Their red zone offense is putrid
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Hard to believe this team hung with Nebraska.
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Fun half. [mention=4939]Westtexashorn[/mention] is going to be on pins and needles in the second half - Troy does look a bit sharper.
I’m a sucker for abuse... USA qb inspires zero confidence
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Put some coin on USA (+17) and getting my bang for my buck in terms of entertainment value.
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
in Lulz
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Better late than never.
First Christmas spent with gf’s family in California. No pics- of any of them.
Gf’s dad does well and her mom has been living glamorously off her half since they split ~10 years back. It seems her decade long vacation might be winding down as she’s mentioned looking for work that entails something other than her current regimen of yoga, book clubs and traveling the world. We spend Christmas morning with her.
Gf is down to earth, independent and thoughtful. Probably spent ~$600-700 on gifts for her twin, younger sister and her mom.
I watched Gf’s twin as she realized that Gf got an extra present (a pair of leggings). That shit was not going to fly. Like a child, she grabbed the leggings, held them up and asked mom when they could go get her a pair too. Never mind that she is 25 years old, recently had to have her mom pay off her overdue $5k credit card bill or the fact that she gifted her sisters nothing but $15 gift cards (and her mom nothing).
Dinner the next evening with dad went just as well. Since twin just moved back home from the east coast where she did not have/need a car, she’s now in need of some wheels. Great. Dad has bought brand new Toyota and Subaru for other two daughters in last two years when they needed a car. But naturally that’s not good enough for twin. Dipshit is talking about taking out a loan for the difference between the cost of a brand new Toyota and her desired Audi. Dad laughs at the notion but didn’t do enough to slam the door closed so we all get to watch twin try to charm her way into a luxury vehicle the entire evening.
I love my gf and she is incredibly normal considering the circumstances. But fuck this shit already.
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