The Marsellus Wallace
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Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:
You are confusing me
I be the confuse-ed too.
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Early in my career I defended an 81 year-old guy on a forcible rape charge. I plead it down to assault with a dead weapon.
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2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:
Damn, not even bothering to get a placeholder figurehead for few months. Tells me what they think about this upcoming "season".
They be savin' some coin. Not a bad idea.
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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Aggy in 1964 were still living like it was 1864.
My point exactly.
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2 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:
first paragraph, 1964 is a typo that needs to be corrected to 1864
Is it?
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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
Can we just fast forward to the part where one side or the other gets to say "I told you so?"
I check this site so rarely these days, I've almost forgotten how to be a surly asshole.
It's like riding a bicycle.
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2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:
No, but sizable portion of
themus wish that was their "super power".FIFY
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31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
You can’t be this stupid.
Sure he can.
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2 hours ago, Chet Steadman said:
Gotdam, this thread has taken a turn towards suck the past page.
More football, lessbitchingFUCKING CR, please.FIFY
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2 minutes ago, Extra Anejo said:
I'm not willing to take one in 2020. I would be willing in 2021 only after 10-15 million others have taken it first and survived for severl months.
I wouldn't ever be willing if aggy has anything to do with it.
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12 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
Politics go in the cloak room.
If that was the case, there would only have been about 6 posts since May 25th.
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40 minutes ago, Red Five said:
The stupid is winning.
Yeah, and you can't fix it.
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3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:
We didn’t intend to offend you, Blake. We’ll drop it.
Like hell . . .
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16 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:
Why? This is from April right after her said that complimentary shit about OAN. They heard what he said, asked him if he wanted some free stuff, and he took it. Of course, at the time he had no idea OAN was a network for right wing conspiracy theory nut jobs. Or so he says. Either way, it's old news and until he says the next dumbass thing, it's behind us.
Yeah, well, y'all better watch out for the thought police. They're coming and this time they got a warrant.
However, things just may turn out all right after all (substitute Gundy for Dean):
Sent to first base as a pinch-runner in Game 4 of the 1934 World Series, Dean attempted to break up a double play on a groundball. The second baseman's throw ended up hitting him square in the head, knocking him unconscious. Dean's X-ray at the hospital came back negative -- giving way to a supposed newspaper headline of "X-rays of Dean's head show nothing." That nothing came back to pitch in Game 5 and toss a World Series-winning, complete game shutout in Game 7.
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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:
Bjorge did do Earl. I think that statue is far too generic and stiff.
I guess it was his practice model. Earl deserves better.
And I need to look things up before I bloviate on things I don't know about.
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:Bjorge did do Earl. I think that statue is far too generic and stiff.
I guess it was his practice model. Earl deserves better.
And I need to look things up before I bloviate on things I don't know about.
I appreciate your newfound circumspection. It's a rare and precious quality on this board. (Insert foreskin jokes . . . here: )
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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:
Butterface.
Small market face. How the hell did she get on camera in DC? Oh, wait . . .
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50 minutes ago, Js1 said:
IF we have football -
Illinois going with 20% capacity with 6 feet social distancing and reserved seating for home games
Face coverings in public areas
No tailgating allowed
Wonder how those BMD's who used to have 40-yardline seats are gonna' feel sitting in the end zone because of social distancing?
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36 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:
I will be down with watching water polo if this goes another 18 months.
Synchronized swimming.
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1 hour ago, TeddyBearStallion said:
Thhhon ofa bishhhh...
I spit iced tea on my keyboard. Through my nose.
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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:
Have a heart and let the man grasp at his straws!
He wants what he wants when he wants it. Right now he wants his MTV! -- I mean his CFB!
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1 minute ago, texifornia said:
Я знал, что есть причина, по которой я взял русский в университете!
What he said.
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18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Uh...you and LTtxfan need to work this out.
How 'bout we just leave it the fuck alone?
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18 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:
July 16, 2018:
Jimbo Fisher isn't shying away from the championship-or-bust pressure at Texas A&M.
"The timeline is now," he said of bringing a title to College Station. "You want to win immediately."
- Alex Scarborough, ESPN Staff Writer
July 8, 2020:
If instant coffee is appealing, why are there long lines at Starbucks?
Yet, it seems there are those — especially in college football national media — that think quality should be instantaneous.
Apparently, that’s the case when it applies to Jimbo Fisher, who has been a frequent target of manipulated stats and skewed opinions since becoming Texas A&M’s head football coach two and a half years ago.
The latest shot came from CBS Sports writer Barrett Sallee, who recently disparaged Fisher’s 17-9 record in his first two seasons at A&M. Sallee termed the 2020 season a “put-up-or-shut-up” year for Fisher.
Bashing Fisher’s first two seasons at A&M is at least short-sighted. At most, it’s ignorant.
True, A&M did not agree to pay Fisher $7.5 million per year for 17 victories in two seasons. Some fans, of course, might be dissatisfied. Impatience is a common trait among college football fans.
- Olin Buchanan of texags
https://texags.com/s/36454/history-should-guide-those-making-early-judgments-on-fisher-era-at-am/5
Those 17 wins in 2018-19 include Tx State, Lamar, UTSA, Northwestern State, Louisiana-Monroe, and UAB. Take away those 6 cupcakes and they're 11-9. And don't forget, some of those 11 came against mighty Arkansas, Kentucky, and the Mississippi schools.
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6 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:
I think if you were younger, you might be inclined to credulously say "oh this is an important issue on which I must listen and engage!"
When over the years you learn "engage" in this context means "sit quietly and then agree with everything you've heard", engagement loses its appeal.
Bingo.
Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
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Pix or it didn't happen.