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OilChuck

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  1. 9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    I thought it wouldn't bother me, growing up in Houston and the haze being chemicals, but damn.  I flew in on Monday and it looked like fucking Tattooine - red sun and brown everywhere. 

    I tried running in it last week, it was like running after smoking a pack.

  2. I have my road bike on a trainer in my basement as the fires in Colorado have made going outside horrible. Added a cadence sensor and Ipad mount. I use the app and can say the workouts are awesome, even if they don't have the competition aspect of it and it only cost ~$10/month although it is not the same as riding on a spin bike.

  3. 15 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

    Tulsa is a really neat place. Lots of great bars, local restaurants, and live music. They even have a guy who rides a bike with a dildo on his helmet who ran for mayor one time! Reminds me of early 2000s Austin. Only problem is that you have to drive to Oklahoma to visit it. 

    Maybe we can annex it when the next civil war happens.

    Biker Fox?

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  4. 6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

    Chapo, 

    Billy (Warren Buffet) really likes this super hot girl Mary (Oxy). Mary got in trouble and needed money for an abortion. Billy gave Mary the money for the abortion. In exchange, and to make Billy feel cool, She totally said she would go to every spring, summer, fall, winter dance with him because of it. But when the spring dance came closer, she couldn't afford to buy a dress for the dance because her mom is having a hard time selling her new jewelry line. So Billy was like, it's cool, don't waste your money on a new dress for the dance. Just give me your autographed panties and I will show it to my friends who will think I'm totally badass. Billy doesn't want to give up on going to the dance with Mary, but still wants to look cool. I mean he did loan her that money for the abortion. If she bails on the dance a couple more times or doesn't put out for Billy, then Billy might have to ask for the abortion money back. 

    Mary used to hang out with a couple older boys named Boris and Abdul. They would take her too the movies and buy her stuff too when she was young. But then Mary blossomed into this super hot girl and stopped hanging out with those guys because they were controlling and lame. But those guys were tired of Mary getting all the attention, so they wanted to cause her problems. They released a video of Mary blowing Boris and Abdul. Yeah, it was embarrasing to them too because it showed their small dicks, but it really made Mary look bad.

     

     

    Well done

  5. My company was bought out up here in Denver end last year and I was unfortunately cut in January. Found a oilfield sales job in Denver 4 weeks ago, first time in sales after a decade of being a production/completion engineer, oil dropped after my first week, Denver went on lockdown 3rd week. Makes transitioning into sales alot harder.

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