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  1. 2 minutes ago, futureman said:

    I bet the quills were preventing removal. like the barbs on a stingrayโ€™s tail. sounds absolutely dreadful. you gotta pluck that chicken first.ย 

    ๐ŸŽต you got to pluck it

    before you fuck it ๐ŸŽถย 

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  2. On 3/12/2022 at 9:00 AM, TurkeyChew said:

    So strange of a response. Immamac is an amazing administrator and IMO, as one of the minorities in CR and on this site, doesnโ€™t unfairly or indiscriminately bias or bigot against opinions and belief systems that are not in the libera mainstream here on this site. I think we are fortunate here in that way.ย 

    I think it's fine that you like to suck Immamac's dick, as long as he is consenting.ย If not you should be banned. Because you can't just suck off a dude if you feel like it, whether you think he deserves it or not. Seacrest out.

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  3. 23 hours ago, Lobo said:

    Say one more fucking word and this whole site goes away forever.ย  I will isolate your posts as evidence to the University of Texas supports websites that enable racist shitheads, and this whole thing is gone.ย  And it'll be it all your fault.ย  You fucking cunt.ย  Say one more fucking word and ruin this website for the rest of time.ย  Do it.ย  You fucking shitbag.ย 

    have you ever thought you two about meeting up and talking in person? Kinda like a summit. You'll have to take all the dicks out of your mouth, of course, otherwise all he'll hear is Jim Huffines yelling that he's about to blow on your tits. Literal fuckface

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  4. 20 hours ago, Lobo said:

    Say one more fucking word and this whole site goes away forever.ย  I will isolate your posts as evidence to the University of Texas supports websites that enable racist shitheads, and this whole thing is gone.ย  And it'll be it all your fault.ย  You fucking cunt.ย  Say one more fucking word and ruin this website for the rest of time.ย  Do it.ย  You fucking shitbag.ย 

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  5. 1 hour ago, Superhero said:

    I can tell you for a fact that Northrup Grumman has the single largest government contract in the US right now to maintain and upgrade the nuclear arsenal.ย 

    fascinating

    ย 

    ย what insider info are you going to share next, that honeywell makes the thermostats

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  6. Evening, gentlemen.

    I recently got super high and ordered some of those expensive underpants that have a built-in ballsack. You know the kind. Cradles your boys. I got the ones with the big fucking eagle on the dick, because why not.

    And they're nice. But I was thinking about it, and I realized I don't really notice the sack bag as much as I thought I would--my nuts just don't seem to sag as much during the day as they do at night..ย 

    This, of course, boggled my mind.ย 

    Maybe my scrote expands at night. Maybe my balls get bigger during the day. I don't know, but it's some laffy taffy shit. I keep waking up because my nuts fall down into my taint, and are inevitably crushed by my legs.ย 

    I could be imagining this.

    tl;dr: My chain seems to hang lower at night, and I'm not sure if that's a real thing.

    Anyway, that's not the point.

    I know there are some doctors on this troll-infested third-rate ad farm.ย  I'm also certain there are others among us who know their way around a mudflap.

    I'm far from an expert, because I pound that front bottom. I also don't really know anyone who I can ask honest medical and biological questions about my boys.

    So can we talk about our balls?

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