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  1. 2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


    Like I said, we’ll lose to TCU, reel off a 5 game winning streak, everyone will fawn over Campbell, and we’ll finish 6-4.

    Look at the last 3 years. The script is set

    Iowa State deserves mediocre, them and their bitchass students. 

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  2. 9 hours ago, Cornfusion said:

    I volunteer at a local homeless shelter.  When this whole coronavirus panic started, I asked the night chaplain there what the shelter planned on changing due to the coronavirus.  He looked at me with a deadpan expression and said,

    "You know, in the 20 some years that I have been here, I have  been exposed to HIV, full blown AIDS, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, ...not Hepatitis E yet..., drug resistant tuberculosis, MRSA, and an airborne staph infection that I didn't even know was a thing.  Plus head lice and bedbugs.  Coronavirus doesn't even make my top ten."

     

    All I know, is come Christmas time, I hope to not be singing "It's beginning to look alot like syphilis..." 

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  3. 3 hours ago, satyanash said:

    So far, the runaway favourite for the Heisman this year seems to be Trevor Lawrence. But that could always change... any thoughts/predictions?

    247Sports: Updated Heisman Trophy odds ahead of Week 1

    Garrett Stepien: Ranking top 12 candidates for Heisman Trophy in 2020 season

     

    BYU QB Zach Wilson may be a candidate.  

  4. 10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

    Saw this posted in the college football smash talk group over on Facebook earlier today and thought it would be something interesting to discuss. 

    “2009: Needed to injure Colt McCoy to beat Texas 

    2010: Blew a 24-0 lead to Scam Newton 

    2011: Needed the BCS to save them after they failed to win their own division

    2012: Needed Ohio State to be on a postseason ban to make the title game 

    2013: Kick Six choke plus a loss to Chokelahoma in the Sugar Bowl 

    2014: Lost to a 3rd string QB with a single digit IQ in the CFP

    2015: Needed a gimmick onside kick to beat Clemson 

    2016: “Greatest defense ever” chokes against Clemson in the National Championship  

    2017: Needed ESPN bias to make the CFP and a Georgia choke job to win the National Championship 

    2018: “Greatest team ever” needs another Georgia choke job to win the SEC, then lose 44-16 to a true freshman QB in the National Championship 

    2019: Face two quality opponents and lose to both of them 

    Dominant? Dynasty?

    Lol NOPE!

    Roll Fraud!”

    Discuss amongst yourselves 

    Bitter.... party of one!

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