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HonorableJudgeSmails

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  1. 7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

    Do you even fucking watch college football? Have we seen what Sark has done with Alabama’s offense compared to Saban’s earlier teams. Their offense is so much more explosive than the McElroy, McCarron era teams.The plays he has designed and called will kill at Texas. We have the head coaching and offensive mind firepower to match Riley and OU. Offensive recruits are going to cream their pants wanting to be the next Tua, Devonta or Najee. After Urban, thus us the best hire that could have been made. Team Cutty Sark here.

     

     

     

    maybe the most special post of the new year so far...

     

    all you need now, are about 20 5-star players...Eagles = Devonta Smith and so on.  Lulz

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  2. so many hurt feelings

     

     

     

    Fun facts:

     

    OU has won 5 of the last 7 decades

    50's - OU

    60's - texas (coached by a Sooner)

    70's - OU

    80's - OU

    90's - texas

    00's - OU

    10's - OU

    20's - OU leading of course, 1-0

     

    OU has earned a better bowl birth over texas in 19 of the last 21 years (fucking hell, how are you pussies even a rival...get fucking better)

     

    This century, EVERY SINGLE OU four-year player has at least 2 Big XII championship rings.  ZERO 4-year texas players in history have 2 Big XII title rings.  ZERO.

     

     

    I'd stay and gig you soy boys some more, but you're just not relevant enough for me to care.

    Quit waving around dildos like a bunch of fucking pussies and get better...and then, I might consider engaging again.  Peace.

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  3. 2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

     

    Look at what I replied to.  Nobody here gives a single fuck about how you feel about conference titles or whether you'll ever reach the heights of Clemson or Bama.  

    You're right though we definitely wanted that game worse than the 2010 Rose Bowl.  You nailed it.

    not to be picky, but I said texas fans wanted that game more than any game I've seen

     

    I wasn't there in pasadena to see you get boat-raced by Bama

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  4. Just now, sidis said:

    ImperturbableRedAmericanbulldog-mobile.m

    imagine being such a simpleton that you actually interpreted my post making fun of the fact that someone was boasting about baker mayfield's 2015 season when he lost to a 5-7, charlie strong coached texas team as boasting about texas.

    Well, you posted a pic of the celebration, mensa

     

    too easy

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  5. 7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

    Who Cares Larry David GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Oh, yeah you do.  Don't even bother pretending you wouldn't give your left nut to have some of those conference titles OU wins every year.

     

    I was there at the 2018 Big XII title game in Arlington...I've never seen texas fans want a win so bad in my life.

    Their faces when Kyler threw that last TD to Calc were hilarious...just pure, unfiltered agony, n'est-ce pas?

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  6. 6 minutes ago, sidis said:

    this is what a clinical psychologist would call "projection."

    you're projecting that I'm projecting...poor thing

     

    What's the clinical term for boasting about a losing season?  How much of a loser would you have to be to boast about one of your 5 wins in a 5-7 season...

     

    You're an aggie, dude.  Heh.

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  7. 4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

    ...and then faceplants on the national stage.  Like always.  Like I said, want a cookie?

    no cookie necessary, being the gold standard for the conference feels pretty good

     

    Hopefully, OU will eventually climb that Clemson/Bama mountain. . .right now, they are not even close I'm afraid.

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  8. 4 hours ago, sidis said:

    jesus, your posting betrays that you are either a twelve year old or a texags poster. your shit is incredibly weak. “super bowl?” christ.

    your butthurt began with me simply providing a fact extending your nonsense about 2015. since then, you’ve been having a hissy fit to compensate for the fact that your life station is apparently white knighting for baker fucking mayfield on a texas sports board. 

    I just think it's funny, that's all.  You seem to be emotional and that's ok.

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  9. 3 minutes ago, sidis said:

    and then got raped by three touchdowns in its only other meaningful game that year for another fairly "no one really gives a shit" type of year.

    so...congrats?

    you sound like an aggy. "He may have as many Big XII titles as our whole fucking program, but he lost to Clemson!"

     

    Take your medicine, boy.

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  10. 13 hours ago, BluTechsan said:

    You forgot one...

    CFB universe:

    Dang, what was Texas Tech and Kliff Kingsbury thinking when they let Baker Mayfield get away?

    Texas Tech Fans:

    Meh, QB isn't our problem, defense is. Plus, we got a freshman on campus named Patrick Mahomes

    Texas Tech is less important than dryer lint.

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  11. You guys are wonderful...never change

     

    2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.

    Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.

    **Baker makes the team

     

    2015:  

    Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

    **Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

     

    Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

    **Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

     

    Still 2015:  

    Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

    **Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

     

    2016:  

    Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl

    **Baker wins the Sugar Bowl

     

    2017:  (2-fer)

    Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft

    **Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall

     

    2018:

    Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor

    **Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade

     

    2020:

    Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs

    ***YOU ARE HERE***

     

     

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