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Posts posted by HonorableJudgeSmails
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7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
Do you even fucking watch college football? Have we seen what Sark has done with Alabama’s offense compared to Saban’s earlier teams. Their offense is so much more explosive than the McElroy, McCarron era teams.The plays he has designed and called will kill at Texas. We have the head coaching and offensive mind firepower to match Riley and OU. Offensive recruits are going to cream their pants wanting to be the next Tua, Devonta or Najee. After Urban, thus us the best hire that could have been made. Team Cutty Sark here.
maybe the most special post of the new year so far...
all you need now, are about 20 5-star players...Eagles = Devonta Smith and so on. Lulz
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Is this real? Are you guys really gonna hire Barney from the Simpsons?
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27 minutes ago, XYZ said:
I never not enjoy watching OU lose.
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***continued***
"He can't beat good teams!!!"
< throws 4 TD passes in the first half @ 8-3 TN >
lulz
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so many hurt feelings
Fun facts:
OU has won 5 of the last 7 decades
50's - OU
60's - texas (coached by a Sooner)
70's - OU
80's - OU
90's - texas
00's - OU
10's - OU
20's - OU leading of course, 1-0
OU has earned a better bowl birth over texas in 19 of the last 21 years (fucking hell, how are you pussies even a rival...get fucking better)
This century, EVERY SINGLE OU four-year player has at least 2 Big XII championship rings. ZERO 4-year texas players in history have 2 Big XII title rings. ZERO.
I'd stay and gig you soy boys some more, but you're just not relevant enough for me to care.
Quit waving around dildos like a bunch of fucking pussies and get better...and then, I might consider engaging again. Peace.
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have you guys ever been told that you're a bit sensitive?
it's just football, boys...I'm gonna go check on my MRNA calls. Take it easy, horns.
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heh...it probably is wiser to just neg me than to keep getting embarrassed
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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Look at what I replied to. Nobody here gives a single fuck about how you feel about conference titles or whether you'll ever reach the heights of Clemson or Bama.
You're right though we definitely wanted that game worse than the 2010 Rose Bowl. You nailed it.
not to be picky, but I said texas fans wanted that game more than any game I've seen
I wasn't there in pasadena to see you get boat-raced by Bama
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Just now, sidis said:
imagine being such a simpleton that you actually interpreted my post making fun of the fact that someone was boasting about baker mayfield's 2015 season when he lost to a 5-7, charlie strong coached texas team as boasting about texas.
Well, you posted a pic of the celebration, mensa
too easy
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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Oh, yeah you do. Don't even bother pretending you wouldn't give your left nut to have some of those conference titles OU wins every year.
I was there at the 2018 Big XII title game in Arlington...I've never seen texas fans want a win so bad in my life.
Their faces when Kyler threw that last TD to Calc were hilarious...just pure, unfiltered agony, n'est-ce pas?
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4 minutes ago, Scholz said:
Good luck. Meanwhile congrats again on being a good regional team. Enjoy.
Appreciate that...good luck on your coaching search
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6 minutes ago, sidis said:
this is what a clinical psychologist would call "projection."
you're projecting that I'm projecting...poor thing
What's the clinical term for boasting about a losing season? How much of a loser would you have to be to boast about one of your 5 wins in a 5-7 season...
You're an aggie, dude. Heh.
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4 minutes ago, Scholz said:
...and then faceplants on the national stage. Like always. Like I said, want a cookie?
no cookie necessary, being the gold standard for the conference feels pretty good
Hopefully, OU will eventually climb that Clemson/Bama mountain. . .right now, they are not even close I'm afraid.
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3 hours ago, Scholz said:
OU... Owns the Big XII
delivered in all your beta glory....well said, boy
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4 hours ago, sidis said:
jesus, your posting betrays that you are either a twelve year old or a texags poster. your shit is incredibly weak. “super bowl?” christ.
your butthurt began with me simply providing a fact extending your nonsense about 2015. since then, you’ve been having a hissy fit to compensate for the fact that your life station is apparently white knighting for baker fucking mayfield on a texas sports board.
I just think it's funny, that's all. You seem to be emotional and that's ok.
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12 hours ago, sidis said:
Oh god, you’re a dumbfuck aggy.
Nope. You are consistently wrong; so you've got that going for you.
Everything I've posted was factual...and that's what hurts the most. But, you know...fuck your feelings.
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I understand that OU is your Super Bowl, that's probably why your trophy case looks like Oklahoma State's the last 10 years...btw, Baker was 2-1 vs texas
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3 minutes ago, sidis said:
and then got raped by three touchdowns in its only other meaningful game that year for another fairly "no one really gives a shit" type of year.
so...congrats?
you sound like an aggy. "He may have as many Big XII titles as our whole fucking program, but he lost to Clemson!"
Take your medicine, boy.
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3 minutes ago, sidis said:
still 2015: actually loses to a charlie strong coached texas team with jerrod heard at qb.
and then wins the Big XII title
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13 hours ago, BluTechsan said:
You forgot one...
CFB universe:
Dang, what was Texas Tech and Kliff Kingsbury thinking when they let Baker Mayfield get away?
Texas Tech Fans:
Meh, QB isn't our problem, defense is. Plus, we got a freshman on campus named Patrick Mahomes
Texas Tech is less important than dryer lint.
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You guys are wonderful...never change
2014: Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.
Surlyfolk: He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup. He won't even make the team.
**Baker makes the team
2015:
Surlyfolk: ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.
**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps
Still 2015: ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title
**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years
Still 2015:
Surlyfolk: No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff
**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)
2016:
Surlyfolk: Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl
**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl
2017: (2-fer)
Surlyfolk: ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft
**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall
2018:
Surlyfolk: Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor
**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade
2020:
Surlyfolk: Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs
***YOU ARE HERE***
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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
LSU should do a self imposed playoff ban this year.
I'm pretty sure they've already done that...
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1. Alabama wins 5 NC's after paying offensive lineman 200k
2. FL wins 2 NC's after fielding 2 murderers on the same team
3. Awboin wins first NC since Rock n' Roll was invented after paying 200k to Cam Newton's dad
4. LSU: https://ibb.co/Cmk6G2X
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
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What does Texas do if Barney from the Simpson's turns you down? Buuuurrrrp! LOL