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Posts posted by Mr. Mojo Risin'
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21 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
Jake Majors is allowed to drive a Lambo on lease while being a football player at Texas?
Holy fuck.
FIFY.
Jake Majors fits in a Lambo?
Holy fuck.
FIFY.
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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
I’m sure Ctj wouldn’t have signed off on Alan Jackson
Remember When one of these threads went Chasin' That Neon Rainbow down a Little Bitty detour of Alan Jackson songs?
For a brief moment I thought I'd Gone Country.... A good ol' Country Boy. Between The Devil And Me, I was taking a stroll at Midnight In Montgomery. I thought to myself, "It's 5 o'clock Somewhere" and Wanted to Pop A Top.
But, Here In The Real World, we should try to keep the thread on track.
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On 2/23/2024 at 9:11 AM, SimkinsMan said:
Actually, as someone who is interested in seeing sustainable spaceflight happen in my lifetime, demonstrating the use of lunar regolith in growing food that humans could eat is pretty significant.
We gonna drag the moon behind the spaceship or just stop by to collect the dust?
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18 minutes ago, Hornlover said:
I think Georgia is the comparison because he is comparing the last other team to win a National Championship, and how they've parlayed that into continued success on paying coaches, assistants, NIL, etc.
And yet here is poor old Michigan, less than a month out from a National Championship, and all of the pets' heads are falling off.
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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:He’s nothing with Gerry.
While I'm quite sure you meant "without Gerry" your statement is still correct.
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9 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
I moved like a jet through your mom’s bush.
This is the only acceptable response to jett bush comments.
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2 hours ago, Viper said:
I learned something today
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49 minutes ago, Deej said:
He probably doesn't know the name of the city The University of Texas was located in, so we're safe.
Chuckles: "Yes I do."
Deej: "Ok, what is it?"
Chuckles: "University of, Texas. Zipcode 5128693312"
Chuckles: "Nailed it!"
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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Will that shorten his arms?
¼" per 5lbs is the general rule
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I'm gonna kale all of you salad tossers
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44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:
What's Slocum's handle on Texags?
Billy Liucci
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44 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:
It was optional at my high school and I did it to get out of algebra that morning. Big mistake as I had recruiters bugging me for the next few months.
Hahaha same
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19 minutes ago, nnm said:How do you write aggy so well?
Sorry to step on @MIkeHoncho's toes here. Couldn't resist
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Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
in 🤫$9.95🤫
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You guys don't like ketch and OB?
(/s for the slow ones)