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  1. Just got word from one of my sources, he’s the brother of a cousin to the dog sitter for a BMD. Apparently Urban is coming here, you can bet on it. He is just deciding to wait because he wanted an extra challenge, so he let Herman finish off the shitty recruiting class he put together because that makes tons of sense.

    He will instead be piecing this program back together using transfers. Some names I’ve heard are Tom Brady, Earl Campbell (from 1975), Jesus Christ, and others. Joining him on the sidelines is Nick Saban, because y’all had him once, so why wouldn’t he come now?!?!?!

     

    the ghost of Michael Jackson will perform at halftimes

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  2. Just now, RGBIII said:

    Enjoy virginity for the next 20 or so years till  you can find a sheep desperate enough. You figurelli mother fucker. Nothing more pathetic than someone going on another teams board to “troll”. I’m sure your Christmas season is full of nothing but friends, family and fun! Nothing says “people love me” like have the time to spend trolling on the internet 3 days before Christmas. You kissless aggy fuck. Have a good holiday 😘

    Thank you! Same to you 😘😘 I thought this would be fun to do while drunk and god I have not been disappointed! I’m gonna be back when it is announced (for the second time for you slow people) that Urban isn’t coming here to see the reactions!

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  3. Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

    Anyone who’s followed Texas football for the past decade has been setting themselves up for a huge letdown. This is nothing new, troll!

     

    1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

    Hope you enjoyed missing the playoff aggy...enjoy putting that shit on the wall you cock sucker. SEC though right? Enjoy getting butt fucker to bolivia 

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    Enjoy becoming the next Rice university. “We used to be good at football, but damnit at least we still have academics!” Haha this past decade is what every decade will look like for this program faaaar into the future

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  4. 4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    TFB...FWIW (not a lot)

    ***Still chasing some additional confirmation on this one but received a call earlier today and based on what I’m initially hearing, Steve Sarkisian is going to be a name to watch. Truth be told, he may be the name to watch.

    ***Oh and btw, if Sark were to be the guy, very good chance you’d see Bryce Young in a Texas uniform next year.

    ***Also, from Bama source – “Sark is the best OC we’ve had here under Saban”.

    ***Also, on the general question of a coaching change, I am getting a stronger and stronger sense that a change is in the works. Don’t know what percentage I’d put it at but I’d say over 50%.

    ***I’m told nothing would happen till after the bowl game and I don’t know what impact a big win would have on the question of a change.

    Lmaooo yeah, Young will leave what will probably be the defending National champions for this shit ass program. He’ll turn down the opportunity to take over a dynasty under the greatest head coach in college football history to come here and throw to 3 star receivers in the big 12. Your “sources” must be golden man

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