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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Bro, I'd add them together and it equals 6". That's totally average.
  2. We don't kink same on here. Grow up! Go to your room before I take off my belt!
  3. This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year.
  4. Seriously. What is with this guy? Is it a bit? Wrangler, too. He represents them.
  5. I shit you not, I just watched this stand-up 2 nights ago lol. Fucking hilarious. Whatever happened to that guy? Someone said he was a friend or relative or I thought he was his dad. I haven't seen that dude literally since the dat after Cook was gone. I envy him So, is this better, worse, or on the same level as talking to recruits?
  6. If we're being honest, had Bond not gotten injured, we may have had the best 4 WR's/TE in Golden, Bond, Moore, and Helm. I'd add WIingo in there, but it's kinda hard when you're only targeted 3 times a game. Next year, tho? He's going skull fuck db's.
  7. Every time I think of these # it always brings me back to Horton hears domestic violence lol
  8. You guys can laugh at your own peril, but it's not easy siphoning gas when your meth high runs out. He'll be an engineer in no time.
  9. Damn that’s grim outside of a few
  10. Absolute freak athlete. If he doesn't go before the second rd, the NFL as a whole is retarded (they are, I know).
  11. Out of sheer blind optimism, I want to believe we can retain DW. MM is a solid corner, but he's not Travis Hunter. There's been plenty of times he's been beaten, and Clemson absolutely abused him on live TV on 5 seperate occasions, ans he got bailed out because Clemson decided to run up the middle on fourth and all they had to do was target MM where his guy was wide fucking open. If he leaves, ok, I guess. Be a pussy elsewhere. We're not lacking in talent on the DB side of things. Plus I think Santana Wilson will be a stud across from Kobe Black. I'm more surprised that Jay'vion Cole left. He could have earned a starter position at a blue blood, but these kids will never learn. He's a whatever makes him happy if he likes moving from portal to portal as much as Bear Alexander, whom I truly believe will either go undrafted or 7th rd at best. No NFL team is taking that dude before the 6th round. Shut, he's already a bust and Lanning is desperate that he took him. That's beyind sad. But thankfully Lanning is retarded and doesn't care about locker cancersat this point. It's also hilarious how hyped up the rematch was, and it was so, so gloriously awesome. Seeing Lanning be put in his place actually made me laugh because, you know, fuck Oregon.
  12. He could honestly be on Fentanyl, coke, xanax, etc. If he's truly using "drugs", let's remove weed from that list. Whatever he's taking (allegedly) it's more than just alcohol. And apparently has a temper, too, which we all see how that works for people.
  13. You had me, and then I spotted the mistake; you're confusing players. DeAndre Moore went to St. John Bosco, while WR corch, Chris Jackson went to Mater Dei.
  14. I wanted to touch on this, actually. Give credit to Scotty Hazleton for the DBs improving, as well as adding Mukuba. Nansen is LB/DL
  15. Surprisingly, I'm sober. The worst part of my day.
  16. Shocked. He was a dumbass during his recruitment. Sure, I'm glad we took him from aggy, but he's chosen to continue being a dumbass. Ah, OK. I was pretty sure up thread there were people mentioning him to fOSU, and I was confused.
  17. Man, aggys sure are loading up with a ton of WR's to block for Marcel Reed. I mean, A LOT.
  18. Doesn't Williams and Downs play the exact same S position? I'm pretty sure both play FS. Why would DW go to backup Downs? Make it make sense.
  19. I mean...no one ever said he was slow
  20. I personally don't care if MM leaves. I'd bet Santana Wilson is much better just due to lineage, but I do understand why people feel the way they do about him leaving. When you're successful, people will want your staff/players. Kobe Black opposite will be good. He's looked really good in his limited time. I always think about Beastie Boys- So Whatcha Want anytime I hear "vexed". Oh Jesus Christ. It'll be ok, just like it has been the last 2 seasons. We're always going to get/lose good players, and there's nothing to suggest otherwise.
  21. Username definitely checking out
  22. Mac Jones is the original Ethan Burke body model
  23. Sark is an offensive guy, so I highly doubt that he would have any input on the defense. I'm Sark's press conference he admitted Quinn wasn't healthy all season, so we can chalk that up to some issues. But it he didn't come back, we lost a few more games and our chance at the CFP, as good as Arch looked against the poors, he wasn't going to win all of those games. Right now, as we sit here, a 75% healthy Quinn is better than a 100% Arch based on playbook knowledge. Yes, Quinn made mistakes and self-sacks himself, which is fucking annoying to all of us; if Arch went in and fucked up a game just imagine how much our fan base would hang themselves. It's the Texas QB paradox.
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