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  1. something about this topic tells me texas fans are still upset about getting their asses whipped the last time these two teams played 😂 hopefully y’all score more than 7 points this time. 

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  2. On 9/6/2021 at 2:11 PM, Octavian said:

    Lmao. Your average record over the last decade is 0.361, your school doesn’t crack the top 150 in the country (never mind the world), your top employer is literally Walmart/Fast Food, Fayetteville is an absolute shithole, and your state has been in the bottom five worst states to live in like you’re trying to set a record for it.

    look up fayetteville before you display your nationally recognized arrogance again. 

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  3. On 9/6/2021 at 1:36 PM, Speedway said:

    The rivalry between Texas and Arkansas may have cooled over the past thirty years since the hogs left the old Southwest conference.  So my recommendations may be outdated and overblown, I don't know.  However, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

    So, I would strongly recommend not leaving a personal vehicle with any Texas identification (licenses plates, registration sticker, TxTag, etc.) anywhere in Fayetteville next Saturday unless your insurance is up-to-date and your deductible is low.   Rent a vehicle with non-Texas plates and buy the extra insurance.   Needless to say, when your vehicle is left unattended, any evidence of being associated with the Texas Longhorns should be removed.

    Additionally, I would not let anyone I cared about park and walk to Reynolds wearing Texas Longhorn gear or Burnt Orange colors.  Take a taxi and get dropped-off at the gate.   After the game is over you won't be able to get a taxi so pre-plan a pickup right at a stadium exit.  Traffic will be bad, so don't expect your pickup to be prompt.   I would not leave the stadium until all the crowd clears out.

    The area immediately around the stadium should be pretty much safe for anyone wearing Burnt Orange Saturday night.  But walking any distance from Reynolds to your vehicle (parking) will make Columbus look like Vacation Bible School.  Especially if the locals have the "scat" juice ready to be tossed on Texas fans walking from the stadium after a Longhorn victory.  Be safe and good luck going to the game in Fayetteville.   I suspect you are going to need it.

    fayetteville’s a nicer city than 99.9% of the towns in texas. 

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