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Mo Horn

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Everything posted by Mo Horn

  1. When your leading hitter, batting .286, is a AAA fill in, you know you're in trouble
  2. Bring Spencer back up and just dfa LMJ. Sad that we've gotten here. Thanks for all you've given us, be he's done.
  3. You were saying
  4. This team drives me to drink. 2nd glass poured
  5. There you go Cam
  6. Short would have scored except for a horrible call
  7. Where the fuck was the interference?
  8. Paredes done for a while
  9. HPU sucking in our favor. Lol
  10. Gonna need the pen tonight. LMJ not going very long tonight
  11. Fucking HPU sucks
  12. Hey look, we're making a AAA pitcher look like Cy Young. Who would have thought it
  13. Talk to me after 3 or 4 innings. I'm happy for you to come at me cause I'm wrong
  14. We may lead major league baseball in threatening in the 1st inning and then choking away the opportunity. So frustrating
  15. I had several bourbons last night and gave it up before it got ugly. Hopefully we can turn it around tonight. In honor of the British Open being in Northern Ireland I'm drinking Irish whisky tonight. If things go badly I'll just pour myself another drink.
  16. Walker in the 7 games before taking paternity leave was 14 of 42. Since coming back he's 1-16. JFC
  17. I'd give Walter another inning
  18. Offense fucking sucks tonight
  19. Walter has been solid tonight. Hope we don't waste his good outing
  20. Agreed, but offense looks pretty anemic
  21. So, still leaving runners in scoring position post all star break I see. The more things change, the more they stay the same
  22. First hit for Brice
  23. Walker starts the post all star break with a typical unproductive AB. So nothing changed there
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